Fairly sure my husband is cheating with an elf. Unfortunately seriously.

[Deidretheelf]

Can someone tell me where therese monstrosities came from. (More pics to come).

Underneath and around my bed was an incredible mess and I gave it a good clean out. And at the bottom, far too clean, undusty and uncreased to have been there for more than a few days was this horrendous sexy elf outfit. I asked my husband about it and he said he’d bought it for me last year, and I’d forgotten about it.

I accepted this, thought it just got shoved in an odd corner. I’m never in a million years wear it. Then this happened….

So you noticed the elf costume stored all the way under the bed before noticing a pair of knickers on the bed post. Yeah right. And I know some men can be useless at covering up lies and indiscretions, but your DH would have to be very hard of thinking to shag someone in your bed and then leave knickers on the bed post!

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BS. You need a hobby OP.

I'll ask what others have asked... how did you not notice the knickers on your bed post?

It's my outfit. Your DH took up life drawing and I was his model, I forgot to pack that outfit at the end of the session. Thanks for finding it. 🙄

😂 come on you didn't notice the knickers until now, try harder OP

How on earth do you not notice knickers wrapped around your bed post? I call bullshit.

Are you the elf OP? Is that the punchline?

Because otherwise between the state of the sheets, the wall and your description of under the bed, any prostitute shouldn't be forced to work in those surroundings.

They do. And often the client provides the ‘props’.

I sadly know this after dealing with a relative’s estate.

I’m so confused.

I can fully believe it.

@Woahyeahyeahyeah

Where is it dirty? I can't see anything.

I used to know someone who ran an escort business.

they do also in fact do house calls. So you’re right!!

You said it.

I imagine 'more photos to come' meant op had to set up the photos. Rookie error op. You should have led with the knicker photos first. Doesn't make sense otherwise.

But wishing you good 'elf and hope you're not on MN's naught list now!

Why the pic of washing instructions- what am I missing?

Guessing that's to show the size 'S'.

@JingleSnowmanTree Argh I can't repost the picture! To the left off the mid section of the dress, on the navy blue bed sheets there's lots of yucky light patches, and also to the right on the opposite side is a dark circle patch - please tell me someone else is seeing what I can!

Very strange post too much post Xmas sherry

I saw it too

Eeeeew

@aqenek Phew! 🤢

Absolutely not.

OP's username is a definite giveaway 😉

OP is your name the giveaway?! Very confused 🤣.