Fairly sure my husband is cheating with an elf. Unfortunately seriously.

[Deidretheelf]

Can someone tell me where therese monstrosities came from. (More pics to come).

Underneath and around my bed was an incredible mess and I gave it a good clean out. And at the bottom, far too clean, undusty and uncreased to have been there for more than a few days was this horrendous sexy elf outfit. I asked my husband about it and he said he’d bought it for me last year, and I’d forgotten about it.

I accepted this, thought it just got shoved in an odd corner. I’m never in a million years wear it. Then this happened….

😂😂😂

Well quite! Will no one think of the neighbours!

That wall really needs repairing, the paint seems to have chipped. Perhaps some sort of bumper on the back of the bedposts might help?

So tell us more about the knickers on the bed post

I would have seen the knickers first??

Okidoke.........🙄

@JaneJeffer

😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

That looks chilly.

Ha ha.

What am I reading? 🫣

Stop dragging randoms on the internet into your grubby, cheap polyester kink, you skank.

I couldn't be with a man who didn't notice used (by a sex worker) elf knickers on the bedpost. Bet he leaves all the hoovering and dishes to you too op.

Obviously it’s a home visit from the National Elf Service.

I feel like there's some sort of competition going on to see what is the most ridiculous sounding thread that can get responses - some of the stuff over the past few days/weeks (when the school holidays are on) have been such nonsense...

Knickers on the bedpost are going to give whoever wore it one hell of a wedgie!

Wouldn’t fit him. Couldn’t get half a leg in.

Is this supposed to be funny?

This is surely a wind up?
And not even an amusing one

This is bizarre- surely you’d have noticed the knickers hanging from the bedpost the minute you walked into the room??

You didn’t notice bright green knickers around your bedpost? It’s like a Christmas version of should have gone to specsavers

They’re not stains, it’s semi-opaque so you can see the label and the rear side of the white trim.

Have you been at the sherry op. No one needs to see your sex wear.

Too much egg nog?

Why has nobody mentioned how dirty the bed sheet is yet!? 🤢🤢🤢

How did you not notice the thread hanging from the bedpost?! Also it looks super uncomfortable.