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What does Lots of ducks to feed mean here???

267 replies

cluelessbingo · 04/09/2023 21:44

I met a guy on online dating. He asked where I lived. I told him my whereabouts. He then responded saying 'lots of ducks to feed there.'
Does anyone knows what he means by this?

OP posts:
AliceOlive · 04/09/2023 21:56

gamerchick · 04/09/2023 21:54

I think you need to ask. Really want to know now.

Me too, hope he doesn’t try to duck the question.

WouldYouLikeYourMuffinButtered · 04/09/2023 21:56

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feed%20the%20ducks
I have no words.

Katmai · 04/09/2023 21:59

AtrociousCircumstance · 04/09/2023 21:51

Do you live in Aylesbury?

😂

Motnight · 04/09/2023 21:59

FoxtrotOscarFoxtrotOscar · 04/09/2023 21:54

Let's hope he picks up the bill on your first date.

😂😂😂

Iheartbobross · 04/09/2023 22:00

Ooooh now that's a turn 🤢

GreyCarpet · 04/09/2023 22:01

WouldYouLikeYourMuffinButtered · 04/09/2023 21:56

🤣 WTF!

Iheartbobross · 04/09/2023 22:02

Block and delete I think OP!

AtrociousCircumstance · 04/09/2023 22:02

I can’t bring myself to check the link 🦆

DancesWithDucks · 04/09/2023 22:02

WouldYouLikeYourMuffinButtered · 04/09/2023 21:56

Wtf? Feeding the ducks is nothing like the first, er, definition!

LylaLee · 04/09/2023 22:02

AtrociousCircumstance · 04/09/2023 21:51

Do you live in Aylesbury?

I don't get it.

LauderSyme · 04/09/2023 22:04

WouldYouLikeYourMuffinButtered · 04/09/2023 21:56

Whoah that's new to me! He couldn't possibly mean that, could he? 😳

Why would he want to travel to OP's neck of the woods to choke the chicken?!

I feel I am wildly over-thinking this now.

My first thought was that he tentatively offered a walk in a park with a lake and some ducks to feed as a cute first date.

Cowlover89 · 04/09/2023 22:04

🤣🤣

WouldYouLikeYourMuffinButtered · 04/09/2023 22:05

My Internet search history is truly spent

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feeding%20Ducks&page=2

JaneJeffer · 04/09/2023 22:05

AtrociousCircumstance · 04/09/2023 22:02

I can’t bring myself to check the link 🦆

It's ok, just means a wank apparently

JaneJeffer · 04/09/2023 22:07

Agadoo doo doo
Choke the chicken
Feed the ducks

RubyRubyRubyRubay · 04/09/2023 22:08

A whole loaf!

Does anyone actually do that? Have any women on here ever used bread this way?

Iheartbobross · 04/09/2023 22:08

Choking 😂

WouldYouLikeYourMuffinButtered · 04/09/2023 22:09

I'd avoid him, OP and go gluten free

Boredof2020 · 04/09/2023 22:10

I also googled it 😂

JaneJeffer · 04/09/2023 22:11

The definition changed when I went back to my browser Confused

JaneJeffer · 04/09/2023 22:11

RubyRubyRubyRubay · 04/09/2023 22:08

A whole loaf!

Does anyone actually do that? Have any women on here ever used bread this way?

Too bloating

WouldYouLikeYourMuffinButtered · 04/09/2023 22:12

RubyRubyRubyRubay · 04/09/2023 22:08

A whole loaf!

Does anyone actually do that? Have any women on here ever used bread this way?

Crumbs No, not even a stale one

CallistaFlockfart · 04/09/2023 22:13

Another way to tell you to get your ducks in a row.

Iheartbobross · 04/09/2023 22:14

No-one is ever going to take up an offer to feed the ducks anymore ☹️

NeedTheSeaside · 04/09/2023 22:16

An innocent comment I think. Lots of nice walks with ducks to feed. Especially if he otherwise seems decent.

google will tell you most any comment leads back to masturbation.

If he meant it in the masturbation sense, that makes no sense