Dating a guy with an awful first name (light-hearted)

[whatsinanameanywayright]

To be clear - this is a lighthearted thread - I know he can't help his name and I'm obviously going to carry on seeing this guy - we met on a dating app and I knew his name before matching with him.. but it's a very unsexy name.. really not a fan of it. Can't figure out a nickname that works either (he's told me a nickname his friends use too and I'm not a fan of that either) - although to be clear he has no idea I have any qualms with his name of course!

So for anyone else who's ever done this - I assume you just get used to the name after a while and it stops being so strange!?... Um.. right...!?

Feel free to guess his name/give me your worst names for a guy and if it would ever stop you from dating him?

Erm?…

Fr. Andy Riley,
Fr. Desmond Coyle,
Fr. George Byrne,
Fr. David Nicholson,
Fr. Declan Lynch,
Fr. Ken Sweeney,
Fr. Neil Hannon,
Fr. Keith Cullen,
Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Fr. Mick McEvoy,
Fr. Jack White,
Fr. Henry Bigbigging,
Fr. Hank Tree,
Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie
Fr. Stig Bubblecard,
Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,
Fr. Luke Duke,
Fr. Billy Ferry,
Fr. Chewy Louie,
Fr. John Hoop,
Fr. Hairycake Linehan,
Fr. Rebulah Conundrum,
Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Fr. Jemima Racktool,
Fr. Jerry Twig,
Fr. Spodo Komodo,
Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.
Fr. Todd Unctious

😂 Mrs Doyle Father Ted

Just tell us Go on go on go on go on go on
(also Mrs Doyle)

Nigel

Is it Kevin?

Used his surname instead which was really nice. What's the name?!!

DH is a Kevin. Hate the name. Love him so it worked out in the end.

Boris or Barry.

Colin or Brian?

Wayne?

I’m guessing Wayne. I had a relationship with a Wayne a long time ago and he was a prick.

Cecil, Crispin, St John (i think it's pronounced sinjon?)

This is the only proper response to a 'guess the name' thread 😂

Is it Barry? Has to be Barry ... 😂

And the nickname is Bazza 😂

It's Derrick isn't it..... 😀

We need to know the name.

Alan?
Barry?
Nigel?
Peregrine?
Ludwig?
Gary?
Tarquin?

Poor Derek/Brian/Nigel/Wayne

Gary (Gazza)
Barry (Bazza)
Victor (Vic)
Desmond (Des)

Please tell us!!

Cedric
Colin
Rupert

Just start calling him babe.

It's Keith isn't it, can't stand that name.

Is it Darren?

Is it Peter File?

I’ve been out with a Brian, Trevor and Nigel and Timothy. Any of them?

My ExDP of many years was a Cletus.

I only found out a few years in as he was using his middle name as his actual name.

I've felt like that over a Martin, a Wayne and a Derek.

My husbands name is on here, we both hate it. Its such an old fart name 🤣 Can't imagine calling a baby that