Is this a penis beaker??????

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

Blue Peter badge.....

And here's one I made earlier 😂👍

The vape pen looks inadequate.

@Natsel84

Blue Peter badge.....

And here's one I made earlier 😂👍

I meant vag

You are a mucky, mucky lot!

I thought candle holder.

OP, have you told him you found his cute little receptacle? So handy for holding your vape pen.......

@achillesratty

I am the odd one out here. I don't find anything amusing about going into your partner's house, going through their draws, photographing their personal possessions and then posting it on a public forum to ridiucule them.

I can only imagine the response if a man came into his partner's home took a picture of a dildo he found in her drawer and then posted it to petrolheads/pistonheads/dickheads. There would be uproar and rightly so.

This may be an anonymous forum but this is a gross invasion of his privacy. I hope he LTB.

I am the name changed OP, as you feel so sorry for him I'll point him in your direction with his selectively flacid dick, porn addiction and lies. You're welcome

I reckon his peter would go a bit blue if it got stuck in that contraption!

@VictoriousSockPuppet

You are a mucky, mucky lot!

I thought candle holder.

Bless!

I am 65. Nothing men will dip their cocks in surprises me now.

It's no Tracey Island creation though, Blue Peter's finest. Although if your name is Tracey OP it could be ...

@newmum2999

Wtf is a penis beaker ?????

A very famous thread. Google it.

"Oh god he’s been shagging it. Clean your vape stick" 😂😂

I'd leave it on the side and use it as my vape holder. See if he says anything 🤣

@newmum2999

Also, wtf is death grip or ED?????

Erectile dysfunction

Death grip is what happens when a man wanks too much - the level of grip used to get off means normal sex doesn’t do the job anymore because a vagina can’t grip that tightly.

a vagina can’t grip that tightly

Unless it's made out of a water bottle and silicone, apparently.

He definitely has used that to wank hope that's not your vape pen!!!!! Wash it!

Just never going to hear Blue Peter badge the same way again 🤣

@yahoosername

"Oh god he’s been shagging it. Clean your vape stick" 😂😂

I'd leave it on the side and use it as my vape holder. See if he says anything 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am the name changed OP best comment of the thread, I'm going to do just that 🤣

Let us know how it goes 🤣

That is most definitely a DIY fleshlight

@thesunwillout

Just never going to hear Blue Peter badge the same way again 🤣

I do apologise.

Sounds like he's probably a porn addict

[quote Butterer]@Ihadvodkaforbreakfast - landed yourself a corker there!
Are you going to discuss your discovery with him?[/quote]
I certainly am. I'm going to do what a poster suggested and stick my pen in it to open up the conversation

Why have I just had to google flesh light and be today year old to discover such a thing
Wetting my self at the 'blue peter flesh light'

@Palavah

If that's a homemade fleshlight then I hope he's sanded down the raw plastic edge...

I hope he hasn't

SMELL IT!!!