Is this a penis beaker??????

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

Please put some flowers in it and leave it on the fireplace!

Just read the update

So sorry OP x

You put your life out there for others to comment on. You can't get angry when they comment

Jog on.

MN is about support, apparently you missed the memo.

(Oh hold on you there was no memo, you just dint have any cop on and are poorly adjusted).

His only concern was not that he’d hurt me and lost me, but whether I would tell anyone.

Tell everyone.

Well op you were in an unsatisfactory relationship with a man with ED who seemed to be a porn hound and unwilling to do anything constructive about it ; you've now had any reason to continue trying to make that unsatisfactory relationship work.

A cheater and an exploiter of vulnerable women.

I hope you meet someone decent when you've recovered from this.

@GilbertMarkham

MN us about support?, coming from you that is a real joke. Well you and the OP have both found your level. Vindictiveness becomes both of you.

Why do people waste their lives reading about nasty people on nasty threads? I'm done.

Sorry to read your update

Just read your update OP. So sorry. I don't know you but what I do know from here is that you are loyal, have a cracking sense of humour and are strong. I hope you go on to be happy with life and learn to appreciate all those things about yourself

OP you sound cool af and you'll be absolutely fine without him.

You've been much more patient than I would have been! I hope you meet someone who can give you a good seeing to soon

🙄

@SandieJack608

What on earth are you blabbing about?

Anyway I think you set the level for yourself way beneath either myself or op's.

Why do people waste their lives reading about nasty people on nasty threads? I'm done.

What a shame, we'll miss you terribly.

I'm glad you found out about this disgusting man before it was too late.

Speaking as a man.

Hope you're ok OP

He sounds awful and a bit icky. You're better off without him and you'll find someone 1000 times nicer. If you want to that is

@mellowww
Yes, he likes to think of himself as quite sophisticated, he told me that he only paid for the best high class sex workers.
And this wasn’t up for public mockery, I asked the MN arena their opinion on what the plastic cup was, as I couldn’t ask RL friends do as not to humiliate him
The only identifying part of the photo was his bedding. Unless anyone here has slept with my ex in his bedroom then nobody should be able to identify who he is.
This was never about malice. If it was, I would’ve put the whole lot up for genuine public consumption on my social media platforms

@ColleagueFromMars
Thank you, I think I’ll be giving men a miss for a while though 💐

@wishywashywoowoo70
Thanks, definitely won’t be hitting the singles bar anytime soon 💐

@nosswith yes me too! Thank you

@GinWithASplashOfTonic
Thank you, cracking name 💐

@JudyGemstone
Thanks I’m not very cool in private 🙈 but yes I’m much better off without him! Haha at the seeing to, I think I’ll go on you tube tutorials and make myself a rabbit 😉

@Pieceofpurplesky
Ah thanks you got me welling up now! Right now I’m feeling very unattractive and unlovable, but I know I have to remember it’s him with the problem! Can’t give away ages as it’s too outing, but I’m past Tinder 🙈

@GilbertMarkham
Thank you for your supportive words. Oh god welling up again, pass the gin!

@User856334967

What a disgusting and odd thread

Errr, ok Mary Whitehouse. I think you and your cats bum mouth belong on Nethuns.

Holy shit.How low can men descend?..Surely a Diy fleshlight.