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Is this a penis beaker??????

313 replies

Thereturnofthepenisbeaker · 27/08/2020 23:10

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

Is this a penis beaker??????
OP posts:
Evehaspulled · 27/08/2020 23:33

On the bright side, you know what to get him for Christmas.

Blue Peter vag!

Shehz21 · 27/08/2020 23:35

Placemarking shamelesslyGrin

Regretsy · 27/08/2020 23:36

@yhyh yes I see what you mean.

Maybe it’s just as enjoyable just to have the ‘lip’ so to speak. Without no penis of my own it’s hard to judge.

Just so intriguing...

MsJaneAusten · 27/08/2020 23:37

Wow. Just. Wow.

lotsolove · 27/08/2020 23:38

This might be the greatest mumsnet thread EVER! We are watching history in the making.

cupcakesandglitter · 27/08/2020 23:38

CHOKING THE CHICKEN 😂

You've put a vape in there?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

achillesratty · 27/08/2020 23:38

I am the odd one out here. I don't find anything amusing about going into your partner's house, going through their draws, photographing their personal possessions and then posting it on a public forum to ridiucule them.

I can only imagine the response if a man came into his partner's home took a picture of a dildo he found in her drawer and then posted it to petrolheads/pistonheads/dickheads. There would be uproar and rightly so.

This may be an anonymous forum but this is a gross invasion of his privacy. I hope he LTB.

TwentyViginti · 27/08/2020 23:39

I wonder if OP is busy deep cleaning it for him?

rosiethehen · 27/08/2020 23:40

At least it wasn't a sailor's worm jar Wink

TwentyViginti · 27/08/2020 23:41

@achillesratty

I am the odd one out here. I don't find anything amusing about going into your partner's house, going through their draws, photographing their personal possessions and then posting it on a public forum to ridiucule them.

I can only imagine the response if a man came into his partner's home took a picture of a dildo he found in her drawer and then posted it to petrolheads/pistonheads/dickheads. There would be uproar and rightly so.

This may be an anonymous forum but this is a gross invasion of his privacy. I hope he LTB.

If was a badly home made dildo, I imagine the responses would be similar.
babbi · 27/08/2020 23:42

Blue Peter vag 😂😂

AlwaysLatte · 27/08/2020 23:42

Aw I feel sorry for him, it's private. Maybe not for you to see, but definitely not us.

Dogsgowoofwoof · 27/08/2020 23:42

Yeah, I need to know what this actually is!

TwentyViginti · 27/08/2020 23:42

@rosiethehen

At least it wasn't a sailor's worm jar Wink
What? Please tell more of this!
Ijustreallywantacat · 27/08/2020 23:43

I'm with you achilles.

Butterer · 27/08/2020 23:44

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

NSA2103 · 27/08/2020 23:44

Definitely the funniest Mumsnet thread I've read this year!

Alwaysinpain · 27/08/2020 23:45

That's extremely, erm......short...... Are you sure??? I mean, would it...fit?!

theluckiest · 27/08/2020 23:46

@rosiethehen

At least it wasn't a sailor's worm jar Wink
Hands up, who else has just Googled this??

And regretted it....🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Habbyhadno · 27/08/2020 23:46

Oh God, WTF?!?! Antibac your vape immediately.

IndieTara · 27/08/2020 23:48

Best. thread. Ever

porcelinaofthevastoceanss · 27/08/2020 23:49

Ew.

Lindtballsrock · 27/08/2020 23:49

What are ED issues?

Nancydrawn · 27/08/2020 23:50

I really hope that's not your vape pen.

Baws · 27/08/2020 23:50

Blue Peter Vag! I’m crying 😂😂😂