Is this a penis beaker??????

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

[Evehaspulled]

On the bright side, you know what to get him for Christmas.

Blue Peter vag!

[Shehz21]

Placemarking shamelessly

[Regretsy]

@yhyh yes I see what you mean.

Maybe it’s just as enjoyable just to have the ‘lip’ so to speak. Without no penis of my own it’s hard to judge.

Just so intriguing...

[MsJaneAusten]

Wow. Just. Wow.

[lotsolove]

This might be the greatest mumsnet thread EVER! We are watching history in the making.

[cupcakesandglitter]

CHOKING THE CHICKEN 😂

You've put a vape in there?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[achillesratty]

I am the odd one out here. I don't find anything amusing about going into your partner's house, going through their draws, photographing their personal possessions and then posting it on a public forum to ridiucule them.

I can only imagine the response if a man came into his partner's home took a picture of a dildo he found in her drawer and then posted it to petrolheads/pistonheads/dickheads. There would be uproar and rightly so.

This may be an anonymous forum but this is a gross invasion of his privacy. I hope he LTB.

[TwentyViginti]

I wonder if OP is busy deep cleaning it for him?

[rosiethehen]

At least it wasn't a sailor's worm jar

[TwentyViginti]

@achillesratty

I am the odd one out here. I don't find anything amusing about going into your partner's house, going through their draws, photographing their personal possessions and then posting it on a public forum to ridiucule them.

I can only imagine the response if a man came into his partner's home took a picture of a dildo he found in her drawer and then posted it to petrolheads/pistonheads/dickheads. There would be uproar and rightly so.

This may be an anonymous forum but this is a gross invasion of his privacy. I hope he LTB.

If was a badly home made dildo, I imagine the responses would be similar.

[babbi]

Blue Peter vag 😂😂

[AlwaysLatte]

Aw I feel sorry for him, it's private. Maybe not for you to see, but definitely not us.

[Dogsgowoofwoof]

Yeah, I need to know what this actually is!

[TwentyViginti]

@rosiethehen

At least it wasn't a sailor's worm jar

What? Please tell more of this!

[Ijustreallywantacat]

I'm with you achilles.

[NSA2103]

Definitely the funniest Mumsnet thread I've read this year!

[Alwaysinpain]

That's extremely, erm......short...... Are you sure??? I mean, would it...fit?!

[theluckiest]

@rosiethehen

At least it wasn't a sailor's worm jar

Hands up, who else has just Googled this??

And regretted it....🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Habbyhadno]

Oh God, WTF?!?! Antibac your vape immediately.

[IndieTara]

Best. thread. Ever

[porcelinaofthevastoceanss]

Ew.

[Lindtballsrock]

What are ED issues?

[Nancydrawn]

I really hope that's not your vape pen.

[Baws]

Blue Peter Vag! I’m crying 😂😂😂