Is this a penis beaker??????

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

[Themadcatparade]

Wow. What some of us go through is beyond.

Sorry to hear about your heart break OP what a shambles. Just think though, you have the opportunity of all the great and exciting sex ahead of your in your new life now whilst he cries pathetically in to his man made spunk bucket because it’s the only thing that will put up with his lying cheating ass ways all the best

[GinWithASplashOfTonic]

[quote Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]@GinWithASplashOfTonic
Thank you, cracking name 💐[/quote]
Thank you

How are you holding up?

[SoulofanAggron]

A woman as a 'spunk bucket' - that's gross OP. Well done for getting rid of him. Stay strong. xxx

[susandelgado]

Sorry, should read PORN

[susandelgado]

I really feel for you op. I've been in a similar situation myself but in my case I found out when he used my dd's laptop to search for poem and infected it with a virus. Some men are beyond disgusting, sending and wishing you happier times in the future x

[FippertyGibbett]

I hope he doesn’t wash it in the dishwasher 🤢

[Littlehelper101]

@Thereturnofthepenisbeaker

Update: thanks for all your comments (even the moaners, you’re all entitled to your opinions and it’s good to get balanced opinions).
I’ve been through his phone. With his permission. He’s been using sex workers from since before I knew him, and during lockdown cam girls. All young enough to be his granddaughters. His search history is full of pure filth including dogging, so yes, moaners I can really see your concerns for his privacy are quite valid.
His defence is that he “doesn’t get embarrassed about his floppy dick and extremely premature ejaculation with them” and that they were “ just spunk buckets” to him. His words, not mine. His only concern was not that he’d hurt me and lost me, but whether I would tell anyone. And yes, I suppose I have, but very much anonymously. Most of you won’t know him in real life, but sadly for any sex workers you may have had a very brief meeting with him and his floppy friend.
This post was never intended to be funny or ‘classic’, what I now know has broken my heart. But thank you for all the funny comments, despite everything they made me laugh.
I will be disposing of the vape pen (I wouldn’t dare use it outside in case one of you lot saw me and recognised me 🙈) and I’m definitely name changing after this!!!!!!
Ps watch out single moaners who sympathise with him, he’s coming to a dating site near you, with or without his clothes

Well played OP 👏 moving on to better things for sure x

[SoulofanAggron]

By a similar token although the home made gadget looks a bit cringe, if the lines of communication had been there in the first place where he could say "I have ED" then OP might have been able to say what can we do

@Bubblebu You think OP wouldn'tve noticed her partner was impotent and also could only last a few seconds? I can assure you it's not something you can miss really.

@Thereturnofthepenisbeaker There is nothing wrong with your thread. This anonymous sex obsessed punter deserves all he gets. If I were you, I'd definitely be tempted to post it on my FB.

Oh and my last boyfriend was sex obsessed and impotent too. Some men can't get it up by normal methods, so they seek out weirder and edgier stuff in an attempt to light their candle.

[MustShowDH]

Sorry OP, you must be feeling very hurt.

Life will be so much better without him.

[awesmum]

Have I missed it, but what have you said if anything OP to him?

[SandysMam]

Shit just saw your update OP! How vile, well done for getting rid!! Sorry you are going through this.

[SandysMam]

Maybe he fills it with warm apple pie?

[longwayoff]

When I first read "women don't understand just how much men hate them" I though Germaine Greer was overstating for dramatic effect. But she wasn't was she? He's a woman hater OP and you're well rid of him

[Woolwichgirl]

Holy shit.How low can men descend?..Surely a Diy fleshlight.

[ThePluckOfTheCoward]

@User856334967

What a disgusting and odd thread

Errr, ok Mary Whitehouse. I think you and your cats bum mouth belong on Nethuns.

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@GilbertMarkham
Thank you for your supportive words. Oh god welling up again, pass the gin!

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@Pieceofpurplesky
Ah thanks you got me welling up now! Right now I’m feeling very unattractive and unlovable, but I know I have to remember it’s him with the problem! Can’t give away ages as it’s too outing, but I’m past Tinder 🙈

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@JudyGemstone
Thanks I’m not very cool in private 🙈 but yes I’m much better off without him! Haha at the seeing to, I think I’ll go on you tube tutorials and make myself a rabbit 😉

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@GinWithASplashOfTonic
Thank you, cracking name 💐

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@nosswith yes me too! Thank you

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@wishywashywoowoo70
Thanks, definitely won’t be hitting the singles bar anytime soon 💐

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@ColleagueFromMars
Thank you, I think I’ll be giving men a miss for a while though 💐

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

@mellowww
Yes, he likes to think of himself as quite sophisticated, he told me that he only paid for the best high class sex workers.
And this wasn’t up for public mockery, I asked the MN arena their opinion on what the plastic cup was, as I couldn’t ask RL friends do as not to humiliate him
The only identifying part of the photo was his bedding. Unless anyone here has slept with my ex in his bedroom then nobody should be able to identify who he is.
This was never about malice. If it was, I would’ve put the whole lot up for genuine public consumption on my social media platforms

[wishywashywoowoo70]

Hope you're ok OP

He sounds awful and a bit icky. You're better off without him and you'll find someone 1000 times nicer. If you want to that is

[nosswith]

I'm glad you found out about this disgusting man before it was too late.

Speaking as a man.