Is this a penis beaker??????

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

Well played OP. Shocking and sad, you clearly don't deserve this but you've found out so can move on. for you.

@Thereturnofthepenisbeaker

Update: thanks for all your comments (even the moaners, you’re all entitled to your opinions and it’s good to get balanced opinions). I’ve been through his phone. With his permission. He’s been using sex workers from since before I knew him, and during lockdown cam girls. All young enough to be his granddaughters. His search history is full of pure filth including dogging, so yes, moaners I can really see your concerns for his privacy are quite valid. His defence is that he “doesn’t get embarrassed about his floppy dick and extremely premature ejaculation with them” and that they were “ just spunk buckets” to him. His words, not mine. His only concern was not that he’d hurt me and lost me, but whether I would tell anyone. And yes, I suppose I have, but very much anonymously. Most of you won’t know him in real life, but sadly for any sex workers you may have had a very brief meeting with him and his floppy friend. This post was never intended to be funny or ‘classic’, what I now know has broken my heart. But thank you for all the funny comments, despite everything they made me laugh. I will be disposing of the vape pen (I wouldn’t dare use it outside in case one of you lot saw me and recognised me 🙈) and I’m definitely name changing after this!!!!!! Ps watch out single moaners who sympathise with him, he’s coming to a dating site near you, with or without his clothes

Did your thread make classics though?

@Bubblebu

I've no idea whether this is a fetish thing nor whether OP is genuine or a troll.

But if you assume they are a genuine poster AND what they are saying is true, then you have to accept that:

(1) OP says partner posted dick pics on the internet. Now I accept the idea of "what he does in his own time with the assistance of some kind of sex toy is his business" is a valid point BUT posting pics on the internet is searching for other new (or concurrent) relationships and that is cheating

(2) A more nebulous point is,the more you divert your energy away from one source of pleasure (OP) due to concentrating on another form of pleasure(s) the more likely OP is going to be sexually frustrated and it is doomed. IE if OP and her partner were having fantastic sex on a regular basis and felt desired she is much more likely to have been able to laugh off (or at least not feel angry / despise him for his home made gadget.
(3) By a similar token although the home made gadget looks a bit cringe, if the lines of communication had been there in the first place where he could say "I have ED" then OP might have been able to say what can we do/ can I buy you something off the internet etc. Instead he seemed to try to solve it himself which just looked duplicitious when she found the hidden home made gadget.

Not saying this is the case here but its like saying "well i look at porn 23 hours a day and the last hour I try to have sex with you and itdoes not work, so Ive just decided to go back to looking at porn (or cheating or whatever) = total lack of trust and no communication.

You're welcome

Ruth Westheimer

Thank you Ruth. I did try to help him. I was understanding, didn’t pressure him, tried humour, suggested “we” look for expert help, rather than just him (although the issue was his, just didn’t want him to feel inadequate). He gave me every excuse under the sun to not have sex. He even told me that I was too tired! All the while he was typing into his search engine “women who want sex in (insert the name of our town)” , “”sexy Asian massage” “viva street” “horny milfs”, “barely legal”, “.....(insert filthy depraved incestuous stuff)” “cheap escorts” “dogging in *** “ “guaranteed hook ups” etcetera etcetera Now I don’t give a toss how primitive his homemade sex aid is, the fact is I’d suggested sex toys and he’d refused. Had he involved me in this, then we could’ve laughed It off together. But refusing sex with me, then grabbing his spunk dunk and wanking with a real life cam girl the second I’ve walked out of his door is thoroughly insulting. And we will have to agree to disagree, we were in a serious relationship with marriage in sight, so yes his SECRET sex life that EXCLUDED ME was very much my business.

@anon5000
“Did your thread make classics though?”

Who cares. I don’t.

What a disgusting and odd thread

Op, reading on this thread isn't funny anymore. I feel sick for you at the thought of what he has done. You deserve so much better than that piece of shit excuse for a man.

@User856334967

What a disgusting and odd thread

Don’t read it then. There’s plenty of others to look at

You put your life out there for others to comment on. You can't get angry when they comment.

@Delbelleber
Thank you. I feel raw and broken but I’ll bounce back.
What makes me sick is knowing what a sick piece of he is and I just know that he will rinse and repeat with his next victim.
Thanks though, nice to hear kind words in the (sometimes) judgemental arena of mn

I'm sorry OP, that's all really sad. He sounds awful.

I just think he sounds vile and disrespectful
Stay strong

@SandieJack608

You put your life out there for others to comment on. You can't get angry when they comment.

I’m not annoyed at anyone’s opinions on the situation, I only posted here to see what everyone thought his contraption was. If it wasn’t such a sensitive and embarrassing (for him) question I would’ve asked my RL friends. The only comments that irritate me are the ones saying “disgusting thread” etc. I’ve seen loads of posts on here that I haven’t agreed with, I just scroll on to the next post.

@Cakecrumbsinmybra
Thank you 💐

@DishingOutDone
Thank you 💐

don't waste a second more of your life on him. Life is way too short.

There is nothing disgusting apart from purposefully and deliberately outing someone because of how you feel - (which you did not do in my opinion);

OR - pretending to be someone you are not on chat boards like this (because- all joking aside - and it is joking - lots of people will support you).

@Bubblebu
Thank you, I have wasted enough years on him. 💐

@TitsOutForHarambe

Penis beaker is the wrong term - it's a makeshift flesh light, or whatever else you want to call a fake vag.

Why is everyone being so weird about it? Is It disgusting and pervy if a woman has a vibrator?

It's weird because he made his own one and they can probably be bought for as little as £20

He's got posh sheets for a builder.

Whatever his failings, I do think it's pretty mean to put the embarrassing contents of his bedside drawer up for public mockery.

Isn't it? Am I v boring?

Sorry just read your long update.

Clearly time for out. Yes it's grim. Just leave.

Wow, that’s horrible for you to deal with. Hope you’re ok.

I'm very surprised he let you look through his phone, with all that info about his activities on it.

So sorry op, what a pervy little shit. You’re well did. Hope you’re ok

Yuk!
Thank goodness you found out before you married him OP!
You are certainly well rid.

Wow. What a horrible ending to the story

Best wishes OP. Hope your find a lovely man with a working dick who only wants to use it with you