Creepy things that males have said to you in any context.

[NoMoreDickheads]

One I saw a couple of times a while back- he seemed a nice guy so IDK why he came out with this.

Me:- I don't like X (sexual act) it just makes me feel ticklish.

Him:- I'm going to make you laugh and laugh.

!!!
Luckily he didn't go on to try the thing. Brr!

"I want to lick your cunt" in my ear, while I standing in a queue at Tesco.

@DailyMailcanfuckthefuckoff

"I want to lick your cunt" in my ear, while I standing in a queue at Tesco.

Proper shudder at that.

I guy that I had been messaging online dating and arranging our first date joked about raping, tying me up and putting me in the boot of his car, so I gave that one a miss!

A male boss - how much would I charge for a BJ

@NervousInYorkshire fuck knows what they are thinking!
He messaged me out of the blue a year or so later and offered to pay me for sex

What sort of bra are you wearing? Driving instructor - I was 17. Don't wear the wired ones as they are dangerous in a crash.

I didn't add @NervousInYorkshire that I was only in my teens, and looked it. He hissed it so quietly that my friend, who was standing next to me, didn't know why I'd suddenly gone rigid.

"I'll give you 2k to fuck you in your arse". I was 14....

"Don't worry if you end up alone sweetie, I'll happily fuck you both" said by my best friends husband, while she was present! Don't know why she stays with that creep. Context was weoird too since I'm happily married.

Oh yes, and my almost 80-year old boss, in a small company where I was the youngest employee and the only female employee under 50, who asked in front of my manager if I'd be performing a pole dance at the Christmas party for the entertainment of staff and customers. He also used to stand uncomfortably close when I was reading my book at lunch, positioning his penis so it was cm away from my face, and pretend to read over my shoulder. He was absolutely going home (or in the female toilet, which he insisted on shitting in) and wanking over the power of it.

At some point I started standing up for myself; then I got made redundant months after that because they said they had too many full-time staff. I found out they'd hired someone for my job after I went.

I’ve only seen you twice ... in reality (young person I vaguely met at work)

(Only added age in there as the other 2 women who worked there would have had the bravery and experience to stand up to him instantly, and also because he didn't harass them in the same way. He was only pervy around younger women.)

'You make me purr like a pussycat'

Said by a man whilst I was massaging him when I worked in a very nice Spa. I felt ill and instantly quite scared (I was young).

I saw him after I clocked off walking with his wife and kids and wondered if his wife knew her husband was a creep.

By god...I have a list as long as my arm 😳

Man approached me at a bus stop and told me it was 'sexy' how I put my lip balm on and told me he'd been watching me. I was 15 and in my school uniform.

Once got run after in the same bus station (common theme apparently) and asked if I could be their 'special friend'...again, 15 and clearly that young.

The real letchy behaviour/harassment was in my first job which was a builders merchant when I was 16...this is the short list!

Underneath till re-setting the computer as it crashed, supervisor comes along 'whilst you're down there...'

Writing an order up whilst leaning over the till, different supervisor comes past me, grabs my hips and said 'don't mind me' when passing me and grinding his crotch into my arse 🤮

Groped by a customer and who then also slapped my arse on the way out of the store.

Got detailed and gross stories of the shop floor managers sex life prior to marriage...whilst working on my own with him and couldn't escape. He was very much old enough to be my dad.

Holding a bottle of coke in my hand, customer comes up to the till and says 'I do like to see a girl with a good cock, sorry I mean, coke in her hand'

It makes me really angry when I think about it now as I kind of laughed most of it off as I didn't know how else to react.

Said in a conversational tone at a bus stop late one night, “ I know fifteen ways to kill a person in with my bare hands”.
A few moments later I flagged down a taxi and jumped in!

"Do you want to come up to my apartment and see the paintings" on a holiday beach when I was 12.
When I was 17 and in my first job my mid thirties boss whose wife was in hospital having just given birth to their baby "I don't mean to embarrass you, I just think we have an effect on each other, can I just cuddle you?" 🤮

"Hope you go like a bunny- just before dad with a one night stand - should have left.

DTD not Dad!!

I was 18 and walking home one night after seeing a friend. I was walking past two much older men having a cigarette outside a sports club and one made a joke to the other about sexually assaulting me. The friend told him off but then they both laughed. They knew I heard and it still shocks me know how flippant they were. Nearly 20 years later, I don't know if I would react differently, or still walk by and pretend I didn't hear them. It's sad really

Went into the bank,

Ten minutes after I left I received a phone call,
"Hi It's bob I hope you don't mind I took your number off the system but can I take you out tonight"

Creepy!

“Have you had sex yet?”

...Was the question two random 30+ men asked me as I walked home from school aged 13. They stood directly in my path and wouldn’t let me pass without answering. When I shyly whispered, “no” they laughed in my face. I was so embarrassed and shaken by the experience.

Wearing my school uniform and on the bus, I was 14 and man late 20's early 30's asked if I'd come round to his house after school so he could teach me what couldn't be taught in school....I was so young and shocked I just blushed and tried to move away.

Again working as a teen again in a department store man asked me to help him buy underwear for his girlfriend because he'd been watching me and my tits looked a similar size!

Really there's been loads, creepiest probably was science teacher at school, we were 15/16 he listened in to our social plans and turned up at a pub locally that would serve us, he bought drinks (this was early 90's) and told me to relax and he'd look after me while stroking my neck, he'd do this with all the girls every couple of weeks we used to joke about who's turn it was going to be next. Can't believe none of us told our parents.

Said by a dad of a friend, whose house I was staying at that night.
'Hi girls, do my a favour and sit on my hands, they're cold.'

We bloody did too - I can't remember how old I was, secondary school age. I remember thinking it odd, but not creepy. Then realising when I was older what his motives could have been and then finding it creepy.

This is all so utterly depressing and yet so authentically representative of the world we (women) have to bloody love in.

I have many.. One of the worse ones.. Shared flat - flatmate (older than me) had been hooking up with a guy (both aged about 27/28y) for a few weeks, she used to let him climb in through her bedroom window (first floor flat), anyway, one night he climbs in and decides to skip her and lets himself into my bedroom, climbs into my bed whilst I am asleep and starts to press his erection against my back. I wake up to him telling me he knows how I’ve wanted him for weeks and now I can have him.. I scream and run into the living room where other new flatmate is camping out. Still makes me shudder to this day. The guy made a huge deal that it was a big joke, how could I believe he meant it etc.. I was 18 and I wasn’t laughing.

Just remembered another on holiday in Greece 17 years old with my best friend, the first time we had been away without parents.
Hotel owner told us he would need to inspect our rooms at night to make sure we weren't bringing boys back, he was very creepy letchy type and told us he would give us a nice dinner if we were good girls and let him have some favours from us. We were convinced he had hidden cameras in the apartment and was always squeezing his crotch whenever we saw him. It was lucky we had each other on my own I would have been terrified.

Walking by the river with my friend when we were about 13, some men on a boat started shouting and whistling at us. One shouted ‘you’re fit, fancy jointing us now as we probably won’t be here when you’re old enough’🤮
And sadly many, many other stories from when I worked in a spa as a therapist.

I've got loads, but a stand out one is when I was much younger and working my weekend retail job.

A guy comes in and he must've been 40s -50s. I can feel his eyes staring at me as I was working. He comes up to me and asked where he has seen my face before. I said i dont know. He asked if i had been on tv. I say no. He then proceeds to tell me he recognises me and pulls a fashion magazine from under his coat. It had a picture of Jennifer Connelly on the front. He then proceeded to tell me I looked like her (I really fucking don't in a month of sundays). Anyway, one of the guys I worked with came along and I started chatting to him. This seemed to deter the creepy man. As he was leaving he left the magazine on my shop counter and just left.

I told my work mate all about it and he gave me a lift home, wouldn't let me walk.