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Shower sex advice

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goingdownyellingtinder · 27/07/2019 16:54

I've been seeing a man for a few months now and I've never been sexually adventurous at all, he got in the shower with me last night but it wasn't great. It was difficult to do. Does anyone have any advice on this? Any other tips for the sexually naive are most definitely welcomed

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sirmione16 · 27/07/2019 16:55

Nope it's difficult and over rated. Water adds friction too.

AnyFucker · 27/07/2019 16:56

Shower sex is not like in the movies. It is rubbish.

AFistfulofDolores1 · 27/07/2019 17:04

Tried it once. The water started running into our eyes, and we couldn't see. Started breathing the damned stuff in. Decided it was wholly overrated.

AFistfulofDolores1 · 27/07/2019 17:04

And whatever you do, don't grab the curtain rail if there is one.

MrsMop7 · 27/07/2019 17:04

Haha, has anyone ever had good shower sex? I remember trying it once years ago and it was so bad GrinGrin

FinallyHere · 27/07/2019 17:05

Better as part of foreplay than the actual event.

BurningTheToast · 27/07/2019 17:12

A big cubicle and lots of body oil can help.

So I've been told... Wink

Pinkbonbon · 27/07/2019 17:14

It sucks. You can't see for water and you just know you're gonna end up bruised somewhere.

I agree, might be alright for foreplay. Get the soap out n lather eachother up or something...but even then when u come out your hair would be soaked...kinda annoying.

Think it would be easier (n more fun) to screw in a rainstorm tbh xD

goingdownyellingtinder · 27/07/2019 17:16

Thank you everyone!! I guess we'll give the shower sex a miss then, always seems so good in films

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DinnerDinnerBadMum · 27/07/2019 17:19

Well I'm in the minority here as I've had great shower sex a number of times!

I do have a large shower cubicle which definitely helps, and he always takes me from behind, and it's bloody fantastic!

msmith501 · 27/07/2019 17:20

And don't get me started on sex in the sand dunes.... itchy, scratchy and just not fun.

msmith501 · 27/07/2019 17:21

Actually, large shower and from behind can be good ... I'd turn the shower off to be honest...

FinallyHere · 27/07/2019 18:51

Colour me vanilla but I find most of these ideas for sex are much more fun as shared fantasies:

All the fun and no sand to get into crevices

rwalker · 27/07/2019 18:52

never been a sucess

RogueV · 27/07/2019 18:54

Haha we had shower sex once. It was terrible Grin

LivingDeadGirlUK · 27/07/2019 18:56

A wet room is what you need.

JoyceDivision · 27/07/2019 19:00

Can you improvise with a watering can being tipped over you in bed?Grin

Eaudear · 27/07/2019 19:00

Don't bother - unless you have a wet room and actually get down on the floor (which still would be shit I think) it just doesn't work.

Excellent foreplay though I think...

hadthesnip2 · 27/07/2019 19:01

I find showering together great after sex. Washing off all the bodily fluids. And also for some other sexual practices but I dont think I can mention them here.

NoBaggyPants · 27/07/2019 19:03

Be careful with oil in the shower, you don't want to end up at A&E!

K1ssIt · 27/07/2019 21:23

Only thing worse than sex in the shower is sex in the bath. Half my bath water displaced to the bathroom floor when dh clambered in and then the other half went up my nose and down my throat when the wave if water from dhs first thrust came swooshing back towards us. Never again.

Pinkbonbon · 27/07/2019 21:38

Haha bath sex. You know at some point one of you is getting a freezing cold tap on your back...or worse.

LadyTiredWinterBottom2 · 27/07/2019 21:44

Grin this thread has really made me laugh!!

youarenotkiddingme · 27/07/2019 21:53

Great for forplay. Not great for actual sex.

And a bloody nightmare if you have folding doors/screen and lean on them Blush.

Eaudear · 27/07/2019 22:02

Ew, bath sex - well actually I've not had actual sex in the bath (I can imagine it would be wavy!) but have done other stuff and when DH had, ahem, finished, I had to clamber out as fast as I could before the jizz floated everywhere!

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