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Shower sex advice

161 replies

goingdownyellingtinder · 27/07/2019 16:54

I've been seeing a man for a few months now and I've never been sexually adventurous at all, he got in the shower with me last night but it wasn't great. It was difficult to do. Does anyone have any advice on this? Any other tips for the sexually naive are most definitely welcomed

OP posts:
K1ssIt · 29/07/2019 15:12

How I imagine DinnerDinnerBadMum is trying to describe but more leaned back on the slip of the bath.

Best artwork I've created for decades. 😂

Shower sex advice
RogueV · 29/07/2019 15:19

Right I don’t understand the references to Wolverhampton Confused

Rosalisa · 29/07/2019 15:58

Is the still running water part of it? Like... a timer, or to add the element of danger?

ComeTheFuck0nBridget · 29/07/2019 16:55

I'd imagine you have to be that skinny for it to work, too

DinnerDinnerBadMum · 29/07/2019 17:08

Oh my God @K1ssIt! You've got it almost spot on, my boobs look just as perky as that (in my dreams), need to make the manhood a bit bigger though Wink

AnyFucker · 29/07/2019 17:41
Grin
CharDee · 29/07/2019 17:46

Some of these posts are hilarious!

DH and I had successful shower and bath sex up until we moved to our old house and the shower was so tiny and had folding doors which I fell out of and hit my head on the toilet. The bath was so tiny that I just fit in by myself.

When we bought out current house it was the bathroom that won us over. We were viewing the second floor alone whilst the estate agent spoke to the current tenants downstairs and we walked in to the bathroom and saw the amazing walk in shower (with grab handles on the tiled side and a windowsill wide enough for someone to sit on Wink) and the bath which is an unusual shape and has a seat in it.

I love shower sex but sometimes love starting off in there and finishing in the bedroom or even in dh's office. Bath sex is good for reverse cowgirl. Oooh I hope he's home from work soon Blush

theyflewaway · 29/07/2019 17:49

You asked for other tips. I have recently discovered Layla Martin on you tube which I would recommend...

TrySinging · 29/07/2019 17:56

Does no one else make big wet farty noises doing it in the shower? It's most off putting.

TrySinging · 29/07/2019 21:18

Just me then. Blush

PinkOboe · 29/07/2019 21:27

I once saw a blue whale (on tv) with its huge prehensile penis. Dinner is your DH directly descended from the blue whale?

WhatsInAName19 · 29/07/2019 21:31

You need a walk in shower or a large cubicle. Shower over bath? No.

Oh I very much beg to differ 😳😂

OhNoooNotAgain · 30/07/2019 00:06

Trysinging I frequently get that anywhere... Whoops...

simone1863 · 30/07/2019 00:25

@RogueV

They don't have showers in Wolverhampton.

Rachelover40 · 30/07/2019 00:49

The bath is better.

BitOfFun · 30/07/2019 01:49

Recipe for a broken hip, I reckon.

ILikePaperHats · 30/07/2019 02:40

Still don't get the Simon le Bon joke .....

OkPedro · 30/07/2019 02:43

In the minority too as I’ve had great doggy style sex in a the shower Grin Are pps having sex in a small walk in shower? I’ve done it in a bath shower combo much more room and lots of fun!

MammaBot211 · 30/07/2019 02:51

@PinkOboe 😂😂😂

DinnerDinnerBadMum · 30/07/2019 13:11

More like a horse I'd say Shock

northernlites · 30/07/2019 17:27

I think we will all have shower sex cracked soon, I'm thinking I might try again, always thinking that need to be athletic to do these things and those days are behind me 🤔

Definitely wouldn't manage the bath though, think we would get stuck despite helpful instructive diagram 😂

pregnantncnc · 30/07/2019 17:58

It never worked for us (we tried many times when living in shared houses/with parents so we weren't heard!) until we went on our honeymoon. We had a huge waterfall shower with an additional 8 well positioned shower heads and a step down into it so the height difference issue was fixed. I still dream about that shower. We're renovating our house at the moment and are putting off doing the master bath as I really want to recreate the honeymoon shower (but we can't bloody afford it obviously!).

ALSO, @Lifecraft I do not say this lightly but I am genuinely crying laughing at "A bit like saying "dogging can be great, in your own home with no one else around"

Runbikeswim · 30/07/2019 21:54

Bend right over and put your hands on the floor for traction 😀

Butterflykiss00 · 30/07/2019 21:55

@TrySinging no but sometimes when we do the spooning position my bum trapping air next to dp's belly makes an awful farty sound and it puts me off so much

daisyboocantoo · 31/07/2019 01:32
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