Shower sex advice

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I've been seeing a man for a few months now and I've never been sexually adventurous at all, he got in the shower with me last night but it wasn't great. It was difficult to do. Does anyone have any advice on this? Any other tips for the sexually naive are most definitely welcomed

I've heard about, read about, and indulged in, all kinds of sexual practices, but having sex in Wolverhampton is a new one for me.

Oh well, I'll try most things once..........

Dinner Where are your legs? Out straight 🧐 or kneeling in which case your DH must be very narrow across the hips or kind of squatting then where are your feet? I think we’d get jammed

PS......will I need safety equipment?

I'm laying on top of him, face up, with legs out straight.

Sure you don't want a diagram

I’m only here for the diagram now...

What- face up?!?!
Okay- diagram is essential now...

We have a fold-down seat fixed to the wall opposite to the shower head. It's great to sit on while washing feet, quite apart for use during sex.

It's pretty much like this, but in the bath!

I will try most things with sufficient encouragement, but have never had a partner dirty enough to suggest Wolverhampton.

@ChristmasFluff is blatantly Caitlin Moran

@ChristmasFluff is blatantly Caitlin Moran

Ah! of course!

Zaphodsotherhead No, me neither. Perhaps it's the newest porn- encouraged activity?

how WIDE are these baths?
dh and i are both 6 foot or over and not skinny.
we wouldn't FIT

let's face it, nowhere is as good as a bed is it?
swimming pools are good but all the ...ahem...lubrication gets washed away

and also-how big are these penises??????

@DinnerDinnerBadMum

I'm not accepting that if you haven't drawn it yourself

Dinner's husband must have a freakishly long penis. Like a hosepipe.

Once long ago with a totally clueless partner I tried this. He put soaped up fingers inside me. Absolute agony and irritated for days.

Moving house soon... Will have a big shower... Must add "fit shower seat" to list of urgent jobs...

One of my top 5 ever times was in the shower! Although we were very athletic back then. And it was our honeymoon so we were mega loved up. Unfortunately we did have to have an emergency last minute venue change back to the bedroom because I accidentally knocked the temperature dial and nearly gave us 3rd degree burns. But until then it was incredible!

Actually, large shower and from behind can be good ... I'd turn the shower off to be honest...

If you turn the shower off it isn't shower sex, is it? It's just normal sex, in a room that happens to have a shower unit in it.

A bit like saying "dogging can be great, in your own home with no one else around."

I'm intrigued by those who got "stuck" while in the pool ? Did you create some sort of vacuum ? I had pool sex not so long ago with DH. It was a hot day, private outdoor pool. I must say it was quite nice and thankfully we managed not to get "stuck"

I've been to patients who have had To call us for help due to injuries/ slip ups ( some quite horrific) sustained during shower/ bath sex.
Bless them when they have to explain what's happened, it's very hard not to it's put me off for life engaging in such actives in showers and baths incase I had to make the call and it was colleagues who came to my aid lol

OK. You need a walk in shower or a large cubicle. Shower over bath? No.

Shower time activities are about getting each other relaxed and aroused. Tie your hair up if it's long as otherwise it will irritate you when you come out the shower.

If you like to wear a lot of makeup, angle the shower head down so it's not spraying in your face, and make him go in front.

Nice sensual wash of his cock and balls and your boobs. Do not let him put soapy fingers inside your vagina It's totally the wrong pH balance and if you're sensitive to it you'll end up with a horrible case of thrush or BV.

After 10-15 mins in the shower, announce "I think we're clean enough, now it's time to get dirty". Get out, towel off, then head to bedroom.

Shagging in the shower is too much of a health and safety risk for me.

I tried to share a too small shower cubicle with someone about a month ago and ended up falling out of the door and injuring my leg. It's still visibly bruised now.

Ugh.

Wetroom tiles are COLD. And wetroom flooring is ROUGH.

And shower enclosures/screens are dependent upon shitty little pieces of plastic that snap and cannot ever be replaced if you happen to be so drunk that you fall over against them

If I wanted to pay several hundred pounds per shag and risk concussion, friction burns worse than a sisal carpet on the stairs don't ask me how I know this, and potential hypothermia, I'd probably be contacting Jason Momoa's agent and asking whether he wanted to top up his earnings from Aquaman by accompanying me on a dirty weekend to Barnstaple.

@DrDreReturns how so? I'm taller than DH but when we tried it it was awful!