Dating thread 155 - Spring lovin'

[supercali77]

Dating thread rules:

1. The first rule about the dating thread is you don't talk about it with people you're dating.
2. Develop a thick skin.
3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
5. Trust your gut instinct.
6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
7. You are the prize - they should be trying to impress you.
8. If it's not fun, stop.
9. Loo update is mandatory.

10. No dating the thread. 11. Do unto others as you would have them do to you.

And a reminder - you don't know them until you know them!

Link to Info on Dating Websites & Apps www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/3514717-List-of-Dating-Site-Info-Dating-Thread?watched=1

@supercali77 I'm 50 and amazed at the things I've never done. Trying to do some of them now while I still can 🤣

This wand? Looks like it'd burn yer clit off 😂

@Peanuthedz cheers to that!

@shitwithsugaron it's the pits innit

peanuthedz that sounds good!

Dancingwithwillard you so ARE the prize.. Don't settle.or think anything less

looupdate enjoy the date.. Be careful and look after yourself

Okay.. Off for.the dreaded phone call!

@supercali77 I bought my first vibrator about 12 months ago and have never looked back! Mine is just a silver bullet type one but does the job

Update: Still don't fancy the poor bloke. Even with beer goggles

@Sunshineandflipflops yeah some of them look downright terrifying. Like I'm not sure what you insert where haha. Just need a basic...get me off device

@LooUpdate dang!

looupdate time for quick exit??

supercali77 my fwb has that one! Not as.scary as it looks

But I have and like the pink one Fleabag uses (NOT the sister's birthday one!)

looupdate at least you know for sure now!

No not a first date. Someone I know quite well who insists they want a relationship but then can't quite find the actions to follow the words. We get on incredibly well...but I think something might be missing, not sure. We fancy the pants off each other. He is stuck late at work (apparently) but my spidey senses tell me it's not quite what it seems. I shall call him MrFlakey!

Essentially I want to give it a chance before I go back to OLD but I am starting to feel I've given it enough chances - I haven't told him this but in my head I've said if by end April it isn't obvious to me that he really wants this, then I will go back to OLD. So the clock is ticking !

Get a wand!!! Rabbits too noisy 😂

daffo his loss lovely

looupdate I think if it’s date 3 and you don’t fancy him you need to give it up!

Thanks for the commiserations guys. I do want to go to the wedding. The bride is lovely and she would give me a plus one if I had someone to ask. Just feeling really down. Hey you never know Mr Local might be great!

I now have an impromptu overnight with Mr BC tomorrow and then Saturday and Sunday nights with him ( have plans for Friday and during the day on Saturday. Completely camping out on the smitten bench ....

I have many toys - my wand is way noisier than my rabbit ....

marlboro I know what you mean. I have a massive dinner thing soon which is all my close friends and everyone is in a couple other than me! And I've had to organise the whole thing argh!

LooUpdate you don't fancy him - end it and get swiping again.

I'm feeling a bit like I mustn't have made enough effort for dates - I paint my own nails and do my own hair ..... don't buy anything new to wear (have a lot of clothes ...)

I have a lelo vibrator which is brilliant. So quiet. I forget which model it is but if anyone wants to know, please ask and I will look. It's expensive but you will never need another one! And it's mains charged (then portable) so you don't have to worry about running out of batteries!

Going to the cinema now guys xxx

peanut that really made me chuckle, thank you!
looupdate ah crap, come back over here to the tiny violin bench. We have stale nachos!
marlboro if you weren't so far away I would go with you. Bet you're an awesome date.
Daffo that's not good. Can you ask him straight out?
pony thank you lovely, that means a lot.
batshit I'm so pleased for you and Mr BC!! What does BC stand for again?

BatShit I don't always do all that, I get my nails done all the time anyway. Plus need I remind you who is on the smitten bench and who's scarfing down stale nachos on the undateables bench?!

Whoever mentioned the keepers thread... yup! The single most depressing post you could read if single!

@DaffoDeffo
I've never bought one but I'm curious now.
Always thought they seemed too loud and overrated.

unique I've got this one (though the older model). They are really quiet!

www.lelo.com/gigi-2

Chatting with MrSAS and he tells me he’s doing some housework because he has someone staying with him at the weekend. I ask if it’s anyone nice (me, obvs) and he replies “Yes, she’s very attractive, extremely intelligent, self assured, strong, independent, and single!”

He had me at “Yes”