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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:32

PMSL.

PotteringAlong · 02/12/2018 07:33

What?

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 07:33

So you think she only got a promotion because she gave a bloke a blow job?

Really? Well, isn't she a lucky girl.

caterpuller · 02/12/2018 07:33

You beat me to it Zulor.

I've never posted one of these before, but this thread feels appropriate for the first time.

Biscuit
MyArris · 02/12/2018 07:34

It's one of the more inventive ones, I'll give it that!

WereYouHareWhenIWasFox · 02/12/2018 07:35

Well you know what they say, if it smells of cock and tastes of cock...

wineandcheeseplease · 02/12/2018 07:35

Hilarious

Mooey89 · 02/12/2018 07:35

😂😂😂

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:37

I’d actually never thought of the work link. But it was the smell of her breath and the taste that got me. I thought maybe her ex had been round between her getting home and me arriving.

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RyderWhiteSwan · 02/12/2018 07:38

Now there's an advert for mouthwash right there. " Blast Blowie Breath with RyderWhiteSwan's Patented Gobble Wash"......

Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:39

Oh it was definitely the new manager.

NorksAreMessy · 02/12/2018 07:39
Hmm
Mooey89 · 02/12/2018 07:40

Are you saying you could taste come in her mouth?
😂😂😂😂

BlueUggs · 02/12/2018 07:40

Are you always this insecure?
Seriously, cock breath????

SoyDora · 02/12/2018 07:41

WTAF?

PristineCondition · 02/12/2018 07:42

This is why I give blowjobs with a mouth full of Listerine, we both end up minty fresh

Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:43

I can see a theme emerging for a new hit country music song.

Something like this one

YippeeKayakOtherBuckets · 02/12/2018 07:44

Well this is an interesting peek into the male psyche, innit?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:45

Or the psyche of the hairy of hand

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 07:45

I’d actually never thought of the work link

So why bring the work thing up? Clearly you think it is relevant.

I hope she finds a guy that doesn't think so little of her.

PeroniZucchini · 02/12/2018 07:46

🤦‍♀️

ChangoMutney · 02/12/2018 07:46

Is her name Belinda?

OneThreadOnly0101 · 02/12/2018 07:47

I'm equal parts 😂 😂 😂 😂 & ConfusedConfusedConfusedConfused

goodnameshavegone · 02/12/2018 07:48

Pristene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cawfee · 02/12/2018 07:48

Troll! 🤣
How and why do people come up with this stuff? Angling for a Daily Mail story eh? 🤣

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