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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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whiskeysourpuss · 02/12/2018 07:59

FFS why don't kids just make themselves coco pops, spill milk all over the surface & watch cartoons like we did in the good old days when our parents are having a lay in

Feefeetrixabelle · 02/12/2018 08:00

reflexella I once came across a one eyed snake that tasted just like watermelon. Was it watermelloned flavour op because if so I know who the man is?

gingergenius · 02/12/2018 08:01

😂

SoyDora · 02/12/2018 08:01

not knowing the gender or sexuality of people responding but if you as your partner who might be the recipient of a kiss after you’ve been down on him, I’m sure he will confirm it’s uniqueness... and why my concerns are real

Just asked my DH... be looked at me like I was insane, said ‘what on Earth are you reading?’ then carried on making pancakes for the DC.

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 08:02

Okaaaaay. I’m pretty sure the smell would dissipate within a few minutes. But inventive piece for sure

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:03

And avoided the question Hmm

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:03

Maybe she didn't swallow, so the smell lingered?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:04

Does she normally swallow OP?

GaryBaldbiscuit · 02/12/2018 08:04

perhaps she has oral thrush?
did you ask her what she had been eating?

HoppingPavlova · 02/12/2018 08:04

Well, it’s well known that this is THE only way any woman would get a promotion. Everyone knows this. So, yes, this totally happenedGrin.

Op, you best leave her now so she can continue her suck to the top Confused.

MamaLovesMango · 02/12/2018 08:04

In all seriousness OP and this ain’t serious, abusive arseholes make shit up like this to control their partners. Sometimes they actually believe the absolve crap they spill. Is this you?

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:04

Yes always swallows

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SoyDora · 02/12/2018 08:05

Ok so I asked again and he said ‘not something I’ve ever noticed. What the hell are you reading?’

SlightAggrandising · 02/12/2018 08:05

But... how do you know what other blokes cocks taste of?

GaryBaldbiscuit · 02/12/2018 08:05

What drew you to post on mumsnet Steve?

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:05

Do I laid in bed next to me. He woke up a bit so I asked him what penis breath is.

He just said 'you are on mumsnet aren't you?' Laughed and then rolled over.

Now he is mumbling that's he hasn't got a clue but it must only happen if the penis needs a clean.

Steve has your gf got a fetish for unwashed cocks?

Bananalanacake · 02/12/2018 08:05

Whiskey: wish mine did that. She makes me get up to watch tv with her. Why I am up now

Cawfee · 02/12/2018 08:05

Maybe she’d had a cheese sandwich for lunch 🤣
If this thread is real then you really need to go get yourself help OP

Bluntness100 · 02/12/2018 08:06

Well ain't this lovely to wake up to on a Sunday morning. 🤣

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:06

Well, maybe she didn't this time. Just held it in too long and didn't have time to brush her teeth. That's probably why you could taste it. Wink

SoyDora · 02/12/2018 08:07
  1. how do you know all cocks/cum smells the same as yours?
  2. just how long do you think the smell lingers for?
  3. you obviously don’t trust your partner an inch so you may as well just end it now and
  4. why did you think mumsnet was the appropriate place to post this? Did you think everyone was going to say ‘omg you’re completely right, I always smell of cock for hours after giving a BJ’?
SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:08

I don’t know why someone would make this up. Ive thought if nothing else since Friday. I have that horrible fear of sickness and dread in my chest and tummy. I know you guys think it’s some sort of troll or whatever and I did think posting on an Internet forum was a silly ideas but when you feel like this and you need some kind of second opinion from your peers.... I didn’t know what else to do

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StorminaBcup · 02/12/2018 08:08

I knew from the title this would be a good one Grin

LakeIsle48 · 02/12/2018 08:08

LTB

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2018 08:08

What a lovely thread for a Sunday morning. Grin

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