Penis breath on girlfriend

[SteveUK1980]

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

@FaceForRadio1973 Let's say that things are discussed in a full and frank manner. It's not for the fainthearted.

@CountessOfNowhere Consider it an early Christmas present. I never posted on it, but I was very entertained as Mumsnet took an inadvertent typo and ran with it

I don't think penis breath is a thing, but can see how vaj breath may well be real.

After all, unless the bloke has washed his face and not just rinsed his mouth out, the skin would also smell, wouldn't it?

@floatingcarrot LMFAO......

Ahh this is the thread that just keeps on giving

Funny you say that, I thought the exact same thing when my boyfriend came home tonight.. he didn't strike me as gay 5 years ago.

Or maybe she had cock-tail sausages for tea?

On a serious note. If women are going to cheat, the last thing we want is an extra dick in our mouths.
No-one in their right mind like giving blowjobs.
Here's a list of things you probably hear when expecting a blowjob:

I actually have an ulcer.
My throats a but sore.
But I've just brushed my teeth.
When was the last time you went down on me?
Fuck off.

Humans aren't canines. Our sense of smell isn't accurate enough to reliably distinguish "penis breath" from any of the other many varieties of bad breath. Ugh. I'm sure OP has already been thoroughly excoriated in the 500-odd messages here.

In order to smell of cock, she must have blown someone five or six minutes walk from your house. This should narrow done the search area. Then you can go door to door sniffing cocks until you find the culprit.

Cue Law and Order music

I'd forgotten about this thread.
Steve, your opening post really is quite revolting.

DP have been giggling at this thread for weeks now! We even have an inside joke about cock breath... This thread is priceless!

I just gave a bj last night and swallowed and to taste it you'd have to put your tongue down my throat right after

Lol

Maybe the OP's GF had a dry mouth - her mouth was like a parrot's cage, it's had a cockatoo in it. Boom tish

Hi Steve, first of all, I understand you, perfectly, as I have a similar experience many years ago and... forget about the stupid coments, jokes and of the "she doesn´t deserve you" kind... You have to understand something before I carry on... It was your perceptions, your experience and something you never expect to live that day, but it will be with you always, specially if you decide or have decided to keep your relationship with her. That is something you never can remove from your memories for the rest of your life, maybe one day you will think "ok, no problem if that had happens, now we have a mature relationship", maybe you will marry her and have children and someday you will assimilate your experience and never let that hurt you anymore. But you never will forget it. What could have happen?, simple, two options
1.- Culturally we tend to think women doesn´t have that kind of feelings, but they do, they go horny sometimes about somebody, name it her ex, name it her boss, name it somebody they know that day and yes, sometimes that hornyness is taken to the next level and yes, could end in a furtive sexual encounter which could have happen only once, and then she would decide to follow thru her experience as something uninmportant, a crush of the moment. So yes, it could have happen, the boss, the ex or even somebody whe knew that day, sorry about that. In my case always thought about an Ex´s whose was really deep about her and was looking insistently those days.
2.- Something she eats, something combined about a food she consumes that day and certain conditions like cavities also could have produced a smell similar to sebum, which is the correct name to the sour smell you perceive in a penis all the time. Sebum is a substance composed of certain kind of fatty acids, skin cells, and blood cells which produces that particular smell of the penis. And yes, certain conditions like cavities combined with certain kind of food could give a person a breath similar to "that". It doesn´t happen all the timebut it doesn´t mean it could not happen. Maybe that´s whats happen with your girl that day.
Another think, that smell of sebum is volatile, so. If something happen, it would have been no more than 20 minutes from the welcome kiss. If the smell was not volatile in her mouth, maybe the source of that smell was actually in her mouth, or inside her, ergo, it wasn´t something external to her, got it?
Will you have the 100% certainty of what happen that day?, you would never have that 100% certainty. The doubt always be there. Follow your heart, listen to what your heart tells you. If she have something significant with somebody else, sooner or later it will raise. If it was something of the moment, she will never tell you that, she always will tell you nothing happens and she will try to forget that "mistake". If it was something she ate´s or something internal, not even she would know what the hell happened that day. The only significant person for you, who knows if you were cheated that day is your girl and if she doesn´t confirm it, you won´t know never. And you always will live with some level of doubt. You will have to learn to live with that. And you will have to learn how not to destroy your relationship with her because of that experience, It will be the toughtest think to do. My advice Steve

Never been so glad to see a zombie thread.

i just wanted to bump this, as this is the most glorious resurrection of a zombie thread i have seen.

bravo, @prop2020

bravo!

also, ‘Volatile Sebum’ is a very good band name.

What a reply that resurrected this thread and what a title. I was crying laughing @LilyMumsnet response. I guess steve it wasn't a pretzel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My perverted ex used to enjoy that taste. Well, he would, wouldn't he?

God I remember this thread at the time. MN nostalgia 😂😂😂

I wonder if they're still together? Unless she left him for her boss and his effervescent tasting cock.

🎉 Happy reading ☺

Man alive. Who knew cock breath was an actual thing? I feel violated

I really think the person who mentioned Zoflora a few years and many pages ago deserved more credit.

Can't be bothered to go back and check, but whoever it was, I salute you