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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:49

Dum de dum de dum
Dum de dum de dum
I came over one evening
To celebrate with you
I held you close
And kissed your lips
And what a shock I got
Not your tender kisses
Not your tender touch
All I got from you my dear
Was the unmistakable taste of cock
Dum de dum de dum
Dum de dum de dum
Why my love did you taste like
Some other fucker's cum
Dum de dum de dum
Dum de dum de dum

Feefeetrixabelle · 02/12/2018 07:50

Maybe she hadn’t brushed her teeth since the last time she’d had your cock in her mouth? Pick her up some toothpaste for Christmas and see if that solves the problem. HTH

Miscible · 02/12/2018 07:50

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:51

It's an amusing troll to be fair.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:52

I'd give him 4/10. Good story. Well told.

BelindasRedPlasticHandcuffs · 02/12/2018 07:53

Chango I can confirm it was not me. I always have a mint handy for post oral freshening!

ZenNudist · 02/12/2018 07:53

Posting for the deletion message

ZenNudist · 02/12/2018 07:55

Top tip 7.30 on a Sunday not the time to do this. Will be zapped before more people get up.

gassylady · 02/12/2018 07:55

Goodness is this a thing!

(has attack of vapours)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 02/12/2018 07:55

Pristine

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:55

Wow. I’m really hurting here and people think it’s a joke?! I don’t understand.

If cock smelt of somthing else it wouldn’t have even crossed my mind. The smell and taste are quite unique if you kiss someone who’s just been down on you.

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Longislandicetee · 02/12/2018 07:56
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Reflexella · 02/12/2018 07:56

I need more context, what does (your) cock actually taste like?

It may help us match a food group of what she had for lunch.

Sardines on toast?
Cheese & pickle sandwich?
Salt & vinegar crisps?

This is probably more likely. I mean you seem such a catch, I doubt she’d wander...

Wateringhole · 02/12/2018 07:57

😂

Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:57

That's why I say Steve, it had to have been the new boss. She'd hardly have had time for the ex to cum and go.

DartmoorDoughnut · 02/12/2018 07:57

Oh bless 😂😂😂😂😂

MamaLovesMango · 02/12/2018 07:58

This is the first thing I’ve read today. Thankyou OP. It’s not often I start the day howling with laughter 😂

Rubyslippers7780 · 02/12/2018 07:58

Hmm really?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:58

Did she have a certain glow about her? That flushed post-coital blush?

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 07:58

Did she have pulled pork for lunch?

Regretsandregrets · 02/12/2018 07:59

Oh!Cum on..!

SummersB · 02/12/2018 07:59

Oh my god hilarious 😂

GaryBaldbiscuit · 02/12/2018 07:59

well Steve, did you finish it with her?

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:59

not knowing the gender or sexuality of people responding but if you as your partner who might be the recipient of a kiss after you’ve been down on him, I’m sure he will confirm it’s uniqueness... and why my concerns are real.

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 07:59

Did you sniff her fandango too, in case he had been there too?

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