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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:27

Come on Steve, don't be shy. I'm sure you've noticed other signs. Tell us all. We're here to help.

Goldenbug · 02/12/2018 08:27

"Penis breath"? Maybe she just had some of the new KFC fries?

lovetherisingsun · 02/12/2018 08:28

First of all - you said "today after work", and you posted on a Sunday. Then you tried to amend with "oh I meant Friday". OK.

Secondly, you sound like a very young male. I'm guessing you're either a teenager, or a boy in his early twenties....or more worryingly, you're just extremely insecure. Penis breath is not a thing. It is a thing for the extremely paranoid. You are extremely paranoid, and immature. Just ask your girlfriend "why did you taste of cock on Friday/today/whenever I meant", and watch the complete confusion, then anger, as it slowly spreads over her expression.

Also, shamelessly placemarking for deletion message.

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:28

Ethel80 that's different though. If you have sex and a man doesn't wash his cock there would be a smell.

But your mouth is constantly making salvia so it wouldn't linger.

I mean this cock smell lasted a few hours and survived 2 beers.

LEMtheoriginal · 02/12/2018 08:28

See i did come home once and my Dp kissed me and it tasted of smelly fanny.

Turned out he had been eating scampi fries so you could be obto something with pretzels.

feelingverylazytoday · 02/12/2018 08:29

You kiss your girlfriend and you 100% believe she smells and tastes of another man's cock...... and continue to kiss her?
Hmmm, that suggests that Steve likes the taste of cock then. Steve, if that is the case, don't be shy, and don't deny yourself. Go and find a cock to suck for yourself then instead of settling for a secondhand taste.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:29

I'm never eating a pretzel again.

ShowOfHands · 02/12/2018 08:29

Oh sweet moses Steve.

I can't believe you posted on MN and used the word "tummy".

Discusting.

Shockers · 02/12/2018 08:30

Check her fridge for Gorgonzola Steve! 🧀

This could all be completely innocent and you’re about to throw it all away!!!

lovetherisingsun · 02/12/2018 08:30

What other foodstuffs leave an aftertaste of cock, guys and gals? Come on, lets help steve figure this out.

Old lamb? Slightly off milk? Salty squid rings, maybe?

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:31

Steve 'darling.....when I kissed you Friday......You tasted of cock. Did you get your promotion on the basis of your skills giving head.....or has you ex been round?'

Steve's GF 'funny that.....when I kissed you on Friday......I thought you tasted of cock too must have because you are one.......Now fuck off!'

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:32

I really hope MNHQ sleep in and leave poor Steve to sort his dilemma. I would hate to see this thread go down.

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2018 08:32

Maybe she was re enacting a bushtucker trial and it was kangaroo penis?

TeaByTheSeaside · 02/12/2018 08:32

Harrypotter 😂😂

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:33

feelingverylazytoday I think he like it too. Maybe he wants to hunt down this cock flavoured snack?

UnapologeticallyUnhinged · 02/12/2018 08:34

Best. Sunday. Ever.

Oh Steve. I'm so sorry for your predicament. Mumsnet is definitely the place for this.

The only advice I can give you is you should marry this girl. Cock breath is a sign of someone who will do very well in life. She's a go-getter. As someone who works in specialist recruitment for one of the biggest corporate companies in the world I always smell all my female (and occasionally the male) applicants breath at interview for this reason.

Mazel, Stevie.

MissFitton · 02/12/2018 08:34

Ive just read the thread about the DH coming home having won a ham and now this. What a wonderful world we live in today.

here for the deletion message

WheelyCoteClaus · 02/12/2018 08:35

Oh this thread is a gem!😂 it can't be real

Please not be real if it is..
She might have bad breadth cause she's ill
Donut!

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:36

Steve old chap. How long between her getting home from work and you arriving? We may be able to narrow it down for you as to whether it was the ex or the new boss. How long does it normally take for her to make you cum?

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:37

Oh it's real Wheely. It's here in black and white.

MrsTeach · 02/12/2018 08:37

I tried to ask DH about breath smells but only got as far as "so I'm on mumsnet..." before he said "fgs" and walked off 😂

LaLaLamp · 02/12/2018 08:38

I can't believe I'm clicking to read page 2 but here goes....

Feefeetrixabelle · 02/12/2018 08:38

You know what Steve I was just about to post and saying eating breakfast makes your mouth smell like fusty spunk. There you go problem solved!

FamilyOfAliens · 02/12/2018 08:39

Salty squid rings

GrinGrinGrin

ZenNudist · 02/12/2018 08:39

If this thead weren't a pile of misogynistic claptrap it would deserve to stay up for a while as its always good for a bunch of funny comments laughing at the OP.

Its no "yoni massage" but does get points for inventiveness.

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