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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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Frosty66611 · 02/12/2018 08:17

Just asked my boyfriend and he said he’s never been able to smell “cock” on a girl’s breath after having received a blowjob in his life. This is the funniest thread I’ve read in a long time Grin

AdoreTheBeach · 02/12/2018 08:18

Pulled pork 😂😂

CaMePlaitPas · 02/12/2018 08:18

Why are you on Mumsnet, Steve?

Wheresthebeach · 02/12/2018 08:18

Great topic for a Sunday morning....

LauraMipsum · 02/12/2018 08:19

I see you’re not great with chronology. Did you visit the cuckolding website before, rather than after, dreaming this up?

Or are you unsure because you have it bookmarked 😂

OliviaStabler · 02/12/2018 08:19
Biscuit
borntobequiet · 02/12/2018 08:20

Actually, I’m surprised no one has yet recommended that the OP and/or girlfriend gargle with Zoflora. There’s probably an appropriately scented one.

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:20

Cameplaitpas. He has come here to ask for advice obs. Tut.
Poor man just smelt another man's cock juice off his girlfriend.
Why shouldn't he post here?

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 08:20

Maybe op has a very sensitive nose. You need to get a job love in wine making perfume making or crisp tasting.

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:20

No I went after a few beers.do trolls post for the reasons to get angry at the responses or something. I’m not sure if the point?!

Anyway. Perhaps I’m a little insecure as she’s told me about past relationships where her and her partner wer swingers and that she’s quite open minded etc. I guess that insecurity and then this has made me think the worst. All I was really looking for was someone to say. Steve you know what. It could be pretzels. They smell like cum!

I don’t know. All I know is I feel terrible.

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:21

Morning Fresh scent should do it.

RyderWhiteSwan · 02/12/2018 08:21

Why are you on Mumsnet, Steve
Because we have a reputation of being experts on all matters pertaining to cocks, obviously Hmm

UterusUterusGhali · 02/12/2018 08:21

This is exactly how abusive men sound.

When I was being beaten shitless by a partner he'd come out with all these wild accusations and justify the abuse by saying I'd made him do it as he loved me so much etc etc.

OP, if you're for real, split up with your GF and get counselling. Poor woman. :(

harrypotterfan1604 · 02/12/2018 08:21

Perhaps she accidentally drank from the penis beaker 😂😂😂😂

Thingsdogetbetter · 02/12/2018 08:22

Ok let's give insecure paranoid man a break.

OP. Not all cocks taste/smell the same. Cum don't all smell/taste the same. Depends in the person, depends on what they've eaten and drank, depends on when they last washed and with what. There is no specific cock smell! To me certain foods smell like cock. Cheesy wotsits for a start.

You are winding yourself up about a smell! A bloody smell. You say she acted normally. She reassured you lovingly. You are paranoid and well on your way to becoming one of those men who checks his partner's underwear everytime she comes home. You need to talk to her, so she is aware of your paranoia, and you need help. Probably professional help.

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 08:22

Harrypotter 🤣🤣🤣

Sparklingbrook · 02/12/2018 08:23

All I know is I feel terrible.

Yeah me too after reading that.

LEMtheoriginal · 02/12/2018 08:23

Marking place for deletion message.

Good effort OP 6/10

PristineCondition · 02/12/2018 08:23

In the name of science im tempted to make Dp smell my breath then give him a blowjob and get him to smell it again.

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:24

As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath.

Wtf? You kiss your girlfriend and you 100% believe she smells and tastes of another man's cock........and continue to kiss her?

And what you want is a list of foods that possibly could smell like cock?

Get yourself to asda. Buy a selection of foods you know she likes. then compare them to the smell of your own cock. Treat it like an experiment.

MamaLovesMango · 02/12/2018 08:24

Oh yeah. Poor, poor Steve feels terrible. My heart bleeds for you.

My vote is for LTB Steve because she no doubt deserves a fuck load better than you.

RyderWhiteSwan · 02/12/2018 08:25

Perhaps she accidentally drank from the penis beaker

OMG! of course! case closed by @harrypotterfan1604

Ethel80 · 02/12/2018 08:25

@Chunkymonkey123 I had a friend who was adamant that she could smell another woman on her boyfriend's cock. Grin
She noticed it a few times and was convinced he was cheating.

It turns out he was but I'm not sure if that was a coincidence or not!

TitOfTheIceberg · 02/12/2018 08:27

Don't mind me, I'm only here for the deletion message.

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:27

Thankyou @thingsdogetbetter

That’s all I was really looking for. A bit of rationalisation while I was stewing on my own thoughts. Which is never a good thing.

I really want to talk about it with her and should have in the moment it happened. Now I feel a bit silly if I try and bring it up now.

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