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Penis breath on girlfriend

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SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 07:30

I really need some advise. This is killing me. I think my girlfriend of 8 months who says is madly in love with me blah blah blah cheated on me.

Today I went the hers after work, she’d had a crap week but had a internal meeting with a boss from another department and was offered a promotion to move to his department. All good stuff and I suggested we go eat out to celebrate the good news.

When I got to hers I knocked on the door, she opened it and greeted me with a hug and a kiss as normal. But I tasted something in her that made my heart sink. As i continued to kiss her and could smell cock on her breath. Like she’d just given or had in the past few hours given someone a blowjob.

She could see on my face something was wrong but I couldn’t say. I couldn’t just accuse her of giving a blow job to someone else then kissing me.

I let it process for a moment and tried to snap out of it. She seemed fine and not worried... we went out and she kept saying just tell me what’s wrong, I know somethings up.

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something. I didn’t know what else to say without exactly what I thought... she was sincere and told me she’d never hurt me, looked me in the eyes, held me tight and told me she loved me. I want to believe her but I can’t get rid of the feeling.

I know what it smells and tastes like, Shes kissed me after oral with me befor and past relationships. I’ve never come across it before without it being from oral. Say like food.

Is there any other reason she might have smelt/tasted just like she’d given someone oral? I don’t know what to do. I feel sick, I’ve googled a potential cause but can’t find anything other than a cookold website confirming and other forum posts confirming.

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MamaLovesMango · 02/12/2018 08:09

I said that I had this horrible feeling when you kissed me that you wanted to end the relationship or tell me something really bad like you’d cheated on me or something.

For example, this is such PA bullshit. A normal person, in a healthy relationship that had something as dubious as this cross their mind, would probably laugh at them selves, share it with their partner, make a joke OR give their head a wobble and get on with their day knowing that thought was utter nonsense.

You sir, are a bellend aren’t you.

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:09

Is it like dogs?

Like dogs can smell another dog on your clothes? Do you think if you lined up the ex and the boss and had a sniff, you would recognise the distinctive smell?

Cause dogs know the difference between 2 different dogs by smell.

Flowerpot2005 · 02/12/2018 08:10

I think you're being massively judgemental OP as your partner may have had any of these for lunch!

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Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:10

When you say 'today' I went to hers after work, what timezone planet are you in? Cos you posted this at 7.30am GMT of a Sunday morning.

Xuli · 02/12/2018 08:10

Oh god this is hilarious

Bimwit · 02/12/2018 08:11
Biscuit

If you believe this OP, and im not a trollhunter so of course i believe you believe; you need to get help before you become one of the abusive tossers posted about here.

borntobequiet · 02/12/2018 08:11

She has sinusitis, and might need antibiotics. You need to grow up.
HTH.

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:11

How are we your peers?
Either you are a troll, one of the more amusing ones.

Or you are an insecure, PA dickwad. And she needs to Lyn as you clearly think so little of her.

Babymamamama · 02/12/2018 08:11

So sweet Steve that you think mumsnet are your peers. But I think the clue is in the name....

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:11

ltb not Lyn.......No fucking clue who Lyn is. Lol

MamaLovesMango · 02/12/2018 08:12

I’m not your peer Steve. My peers have brains.

ayupducky · 02/12/2018 08:12

I'm with you OP. Definitely had a cock in her mouth. Pull out the valve stopper thingywotsit and let her down gently. Hopefully you kept the packaging and can store her away safely until she learns to behave Wink

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:12

Yeh sorry I’m meant Friday on my OP. This happened Friday. I’m in the uk

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Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 08:13

Flowerpot Grin

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:14

So you say this happened Friday, but your OP states it happened today? Does she still smell like cock?

SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:15

No it went after wed had a couple of beers.

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StorminaBcup · 02/12/2018 08:15

Perhaps you could get your own back Steve ?

Penis breath on girlfriend
SteveUK1980 · 02/12/2018 08:15

Went

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Threewheeler1 · 02/12/2018 08:15

Sparklingbrook
Indeedy-do.
I feel a bit put off my breakfast now Envy (clearly not envy)
This can't be real, can it? Confused

flippyfloppyflower · 02/12/2018 08:15

Is this really an appropriate topic?

Chunkymonkey123 · 02/12/2018 08:16

My friend was about to have sex with her DH when he said that she smelt downthere like she’d had sex with someone. They had a massive fight with him accusing her of cheating. This went on for weeks and the boy woman was devastated. It’s part of a pattern of controlling behaviour that he uses. I can’t believe for one second that he was genuine but maybe after this post?!

Mummyoflittledragon · 02/12/2018 08:16

She’d had beers and you could still smell it. Righto. Perhaps she doesn’t always swallow and she saved some for later. 🤷‍♀️

Zulor · 02/12/2018 08:17

So tell us more about your girlfriend. She sounds like an interesting sort. Any other suspicious behaviour you've noted?

Notacluewhatthisis · 02/12/2018 08:17

It took a couple of beers?

Fucking he'll, the other guy must have some strong cock aromas going on that it took a couple of beers.

Got to ask.....why did you carry on kissing her? Did you like it? Is that what this is about....You hoped she has?

furrysheep · 02/12/2018 08:17

Oh god. It is way too early on a Sunday for this. Penis breath???? Really ... why!?!? ConfusedHmm

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