Oh Lord, how much time have you got?
EX-P:
Breastfeeding DS - "you're such a selfish bitch, you're stopping me bonding with the baby, my sister says you're doing it on purpose just to spite me"
Violently ill with vomiting and diarrhoea (whilst breastfeeding too) - "for god's sake, talk about controlling (when I asked him to stay as I was crawling around ill), I NEED to go out."
Another time, ill in bed with flu. Comes raging into the room holding a creased shirt "why the fuck is my shirt creased. I have to go to work!!" (and yes, I got up to iron it)
After being trapped inside for ages, I started to venture out. One saturday morning, off to the shops he yells "you can't go out, the kitchen is a shit tip!! Who's going to clean it if you're out!!'
After finding a text from another woman on his phone "you nosey bitch. I can't trust you anymore. That's it!"
I had really bad halitosis at one point, and lots of throat issues "god, you're breath could kill at 20 paces, jesus"
3am when went into labour "you're fucking joking. What NOW?? I've only just gone to BED!!"
God, I think there's a million more.
Current DH. Worst thing he's ever said?
Totally wracked my brains on this one, and haven't come up with anything. That has to be a good sign 