I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

[MarriedToASittingPisser]

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

Message for all those mothers out there making your son 'piddle' sitting down!

Me and DP have an unwritten agreement - he clears up; my vomit, the kids vomit, the cats vomit, an shit that is found anywhere except in the toilet. I clear up his piddle .

VVVQV, you get by far the better deal!

Mind you, at the weekend there was mild protest at my working on both Saturday and Sunday, because "it's my day off, and I've got to deal with both of the kids on my own".....

"Errrr, wtf do you think I do on my "day off" every Friday, week in, week out then?

He realised he was being numpty and made me a cuppa

Deffo a wind up. How could you marry someone and not know. And for it to be a deal breaker? Anyone would think you'd caught him trying on your scanties!

VVVQV ooooh tension...

The other day I mentioned not having any time off from daddy duty, unless I'm either asleep or at work. DW joked that "it's your job, what do you expect?". My look made her apologise.

Lots.

What's wrong with trying on her scanties?

Oh...

This is a weird thread.

However........as long as we're discussing it can I just brag a little? In all honesty, hand on heart, I have never ever had to clean up after DH. And I don't think it's that he cleans up after himself, I just don't think he misses. And the best part is - he's trained DS to aim perfectly as well! Maybe it's genetic.

Um.....I was one of 3 daughters, my Dad has always pee'd sitting down (we were a very open family!) I couldn't understand when I met DH, why he felt the need to stand up

They do make so much mess when the stand up though don't they?

HappyDaddy - I shouldn't really complain. DH clears up loads of other horrible stuff for me - somtimes deserving a bravery medal! Wee? Easy!

Fuck knows EPIS!

I really feel for you Mtasp. My Dh has problems with his privates and unfortunately it makes it necessary for him to do a handstand whilst he is passing water. I've never discussed this before as it obviously has a big impact on our sex lives too. The top of his head, after all these years of handstands is rather flat.

At last! Someone who understands! I wonder if there is a support group on-line where we will get more understanding than MN? I will google and let you know if I find anything.

DHWID - I hope his nose doesn't stick out because otherwise every time he wees hewould piss straight down his own nose.

I can fully understand why you both need a support group, and i hope you find a sensitive and welcoming counsellor.

ROFL Glu!

Blu....even....

This thread surely proves that MN is indeed just what it used to be.

I love 'Glu'!

Deformed willy and sittng pisser - perhaps you should join one of cod's potty training threads. She must have come across this sort of thing - she will know how to help, and get your DH's back on track.

Good luck.

MTASP - I've yet to find one. Blu, its all in the technique apparently. Luckily his father had the same condition so he was well taught.

DHWID - your DH could make a fortune on some internet sites you know.

My dh pees sitting down if he gets up in the night & doesn't want to wake me up by turning the light on. Bloody good job too imo

Where VVV?

www.goldenshowers.co.uk