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Original poster

I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

324 replies

MarriedToASittingPisser · 05/03/2007 14:58

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

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themanfromiPannema · 07/03/2007 00:42

oh gosh! Need to go to the toilet now....

themanfromiPannema · 07/03/2007 00:42

oh gosh! Need to go to the toilet now....

themanfromiPannema · 07/03/2007 00:42

Twice!

hunkermunker · 07/03/2007 00:43

I wonder if he's widdling?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/03/2007 00:49

Pann - i think you have some bladder control issues

EngagedToAStanderUpper · 07/03/2007 00:49

Bugger off hunker! MAybe two acorns!

Seriously though, surely a man has to have a huge cock if it's going to go between his legs and point down the loo.

themanfromiPannema · 07/03/2007 00:52

engaged - you need to get out more.

hunkermunker · 07/03/2007 00:55

TWO acorns?! You're just boasting now

EngagedToAStanderUpper · 07/03/2007 01:02

You may laugh, but two acorns is more than enough - {http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDlApgWCEayOPRw91ikLMFZKzF38dE9gnHQQdObfhHqNOTQEYF1N5PuJ7iMG8UAD06*vePI!SgOleCDWN0HE2CVknMshfSbzUqCoOK!g/squirrel.jpg/look}, me and my beautiful ds

twentypence · 07/03/2007 01:02

I'd be pleased, less piss to clean up off the floor (or ignore until the cleaner comes) as he gets older!

No left up toilet seat.

I wish more men would pee sitting down, it seems very pointless to me to stand and aim at something so far away.

EngagedToAStanderUpper · 07/03/2007 01:02

here

EngagedToAStanderUpper · 07/03/2007 01:03

If they have enough acorns to sit down, how the hell do they miss in the first place?

EngagedToAStanderUpper · 07/03/2007 01:03

surely they just drape it down the bowl

Blu · 07/03/2007 10:43

MTASP - apparantly Winston Chruchill sat down to wee. Hang a portrait of him in your toilet to inspire you and your DH - it's always good to have a role model.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/03/2007 13:07

I bet maggie thatcher stood up to pee.

MTSAP - can you ask your DH whether he still needs to point it in the right direction with his hand when he goes, or can he do it hands-free?

WithAPissingSitter · 07/03/2007 16:30

Mine pees wherever and whenever he sits down. We have had to sell the car to afford the tena ladies. (although TBH it stank of piss anyway)

fortyplus · 07/03/2007 20:28

DHLikesMeToStandAndPee - They ignored you, didn't they?
Either they're all at it and too embarrassed to say or otherwise it's weird.

ash6605 · 07/03/2007 21:54

i've done it when i'm pissed!

wouldn't say DH "likes" to see me do it but he's found it hilarious when i have!

Original poster
MarriedToASittingPisser · 07/03/2007 23:18

DHLMTSAP, I will have to try it and see if a bit of role reversal is what's lacking in our marriage.

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themanfromiPannema · 07/03/2007 23:58

hmmm..would refer you to QV's www.goldenshowers.com....

VeniVidiVickiQV · 08/03/2007 11:06

Ahem....I dont own that website....

hunkermunker · 08/03/2007 12:22

Oh, VVV, you do!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 08/03/2007 13:31

Dont tell lies!!!!!

themanfromiPannema · 08/03/2007 17:51

or she'll piss on you probably...

steinermum · 08/03/2007 23:33

Is this one STILL going? What's the longest thread there's ever been on MN?

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