I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

[MarriedToASittingPisser]

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

I didn't know men coould pee sitting down until I took a job in an old people's home when I was a student. I was quite taken aback. But it left me wondering why pee standing up?

Have had a miserable few weeks and this thread has really made the sun come out (at 10pm.) Haven't laughed this much for ages, thanks so much Mumsnet.

my DH sits for a wee for 2 reasons

1. He sees it a chance to escape the kids so he goes for a wee and makes the most of it by reading the newspaper.

2. He is going for a wee AND a dump!

But honestly guys, I think those of us with sons ought to make sure we've done our job training them not to piss all over the place before slagging off the neat sitters .

This thread is great!!

If my dh would pee sitting down im sure we would get on a lot better At least then i wouldnt get a nasty suprise when I sit on the toilet seat in the early hours of the morning!! For some reason my dh 'forgets' to lift the seat up, Id be suprised if any wee actually went down the loo on some occassions the amount of mess he leaves

Also my dh has taken to sprinkling the seat with tap water now and again to really annoy me so it would put a stop to that childish prank too

My 3yr old has a better aim than my dh!!

OK MTASP tan a serious he reason I think this topic is such a laugh is that if you were really looking for our sympathy and understanding you would not have posted under such a funny name now would you?

I should have previewed that last post, sorry...

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I do understand the practical aspect of it, but I cannot get hot under the collar for a man who uses such childish language about his toilet habits and who sits like a toddler to urinate.

ome other choice phrases he uses are "botty-wotty" for my bottom and "girly bark" for breaking wind. He also calls my vulva "special love place" and his penis is his "love poppet".

I did google for a support site, but I had to go and have a lie down when I saw some of the search results were. I think I must be quite naive.

I did find this news story though.

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told Dagbladet."

Stop this NOW I'm going to wet mytself, sitting or standing

Girly bark?! Love poppet?!

OMFG - what on earth has pillow talk been like in the past for you not to have noticed his choice of phrase is twee to say the least?!

an ex- of mine called her fanjo "Heaven's Gate".

I thought she was rather guilty of over-statement.

Lol, I love this thread

ROFL Pann

I hope you didnt slam it when you left

no, not when I left.......

When you ca...ohhh, Pann!

I wonder if I should be worried. DP couldn't piss sitting down if he tried to, his c*ck is too small!

And yet you are betrothed to this man?

LOL was wondering what

Engaged Toast And Rupper meant.....

Size isn't everything

He must have an acorn though if he couldn't piss sitting down!

Are you a squirrel?

This thread seems an appropriate place to raise this question:

My DH likes to watch me standing up and peeing into the lavatory - is this common practice?

I've got a pretty good aim with a full bladder, and its quite liberating.

quite engaged.

Some of us have this as a daily mantra.

ROFL!

Why did Terry Nutkins spring to mind then?