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Original poster

I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

324 replies

MarriedToASittingPisser · 05/03/2007 14:58

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

OP posts:
wotzsaname · 08/03/2007 23:39

Is this pissing still going on?

hunkermunker · 09/03/2007 00:53

Yes, OP, has he worked out how to speak like an adult and widdle standing up yet?!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/03/2007 00:57

I think the OP should own up

hunkermunker · 09/03/2007 01:03

Isn't this a real thread then? VVV, what are you trying to say?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/03/2007 13:03

Of course its a real thread, elsewise that would make us all mentalists.

Im making the assertion that the story behind this thread is not real.

hunkermunker · 09/03/2007 13:14

Ah, I getcha!

OP's gone very quiet

donnie · 09/03/2007 13:25

my dh sits to do a wee but stands proudly to do a poo. Now that's what I call a true man.

Anniegetyourgun · 09/03/2007 13:27

My soon-to-be-ex can do it standing on his head for all I care, I just wish he'd shut the bloody door.

Anniegetyourgun · 09/03/2007 13:28

... oi, what happened to me italics?

Original poster
MarriedToASittingPisser · 15/03/2007 22:11

DH has agreed to try a trial separation...........

of his arse from the porcelain!

He's going to stand up, stop saying piddle and ravish me from time to time.

OP posts:
HappyDaddy · 15/03/2007 22:21

All at the same time?

hunkermunker · 16/03/2007 16:07

Did we find out who this was yet? It's gone on aaaaaaaaaages and can't be a real problem, surely?!

Chloe55 · 16/03/2007 16:09

My dh sits to pee because the toilet seat doesn't stay up without holding onto it which he thinks isn't very hygienic. He has a point. I used to laugh at him but now it's just the norm to me.

BlueDaisy · 16/03/2007 16:20

rofl

especially at the OPs name!! Has to be a wind up surely! My dp is a stander upper unless he has sitting down tendencies that he hides from me

lmao

Original poster
MarriedToASittingPisser · 20/03/2007 15:41

He says he has tried but he can't do it. Something about vertigo and feeling uncomfortable hearing his piddle so loudly. FFS!

OP posts:
Kif · 20/03/2007 15:52

i thought all men sat down at home so that they could have a quiet read of the paper away from the screaming... little darlings. I'd thought that standing up was a party trick for truly foul toilets/trees/bus shelters?

DHWeesOnFlowerpots · 27/03/2007 14:45

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6leggedeater · 04/01/2008 15:28

Sit to wee,, phaa,
If at all possible I wee outside..
ds is the same..
We often pop outside for a whizz and a chat..!

Dinosaur · 04/01/2008 15:30

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DanJARMouse · 04/01/2008 15:32

lol

very old thread! How do people find them?

FWIW, my DH pees sitting down too - i prefer it that way, less mess!

Told him that when HE cleans the toilet, he can then and only then pee standing up!

FoghornLeghorn · 04/01/2008 15:33

Thought it was you who'd ressurrected this Dino

hunkermunker · 04/01/2008 15:41

You wee outside, 6legged thingummy?

LadyOfTheFlowers · 04/01/2008 15:47

Is this a joke thread then? I remember it.
My DH sits and i am pleased he does.... is th wrong/bad/awful/pervy/wierd?

FatBellyJones · 04/01/2008 15:59

just showed this thread to my dp and he said to tell you all that he scratches his belly while he pees.. standing up

bookwormmum · 04/01/2008 16:04

My x bf was amazed that I could wee standing (ok, crouching/squatting over the seat. Tis terribly good for strenthening your thigh muscles but isn't so good for avoiding urinary infections since you don't properly empty your bladder in the same way as sitting down would). Surely most men do this, esp if they're already on the loo for another reason? . Saves getting up and turning around iyswim.

It wouldn't bother me.