I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

[MarriedToASittingPisser]

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

i really can't believe this would really bother anyone - does it?! is this a wind up?!!

For real?

OMG.

Yes, that's bizzaro.

Squonk, how do you know that? Hmmmm????

LOL!

Would love it, mine's a messy pee-er. I NEED a toilet rug around the bottom of my loo.

Snotty - I misread that as "are you a poof?"

Quite common in Germany since the 70's to encourage boys to sit - part of the feminist movement I believe. Saves on the mess.

I am going out now so I won't be around to answer any more accusations of being a psycopathic person for minding this. I am sure you have something you can't explain that you mind too.

This does bother me and I thought I might get some suport on here.

i think its unmanly. i would hate a sitting pisser becuase " they can't piss on the bowl"

they should learn topiss in the effn bowl fgs! jesus i can do it. and i have eff all to point with

Sorry you're upset

Perhaps speak to him about it and get him to stand up if it bothers you that much

oh fgs - how can anyone be so sensitive?? dont post things if you dont want answers!

NOBODY has said anything that should bother you in the least. do not be so easily upset!

TBH I did say she is weird, but then I honestly believe she is.

I just think of all the things that can damage a relationship, this is ... well.... stupid

(sorry offended again)

Does it really bother you so much you need support for it??? Thought it was a bit of fun. Sorry.
Perhaps talking about it to him might be a good idea then!!
Or just jovially ask him why he does it.

Some men can't aim so well, and that kind of 'issue' is really not worth a circumcision. IMVHO. So, no, not always easy to pee in the bowl.

i'm sorry i refuse to believe that.

they cant aim at a toilet bowl. its not exactly small is it?

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yeah i spose so clumsymum... but still, its nothing id take offence to, unless i was feeling a bit, um, 'highly strung' shall we say?

Mtasp - i hope, if you are feeling low, that you find the support you need soon. and apologise if ive upset you - never thought it might and wouldnt intentionally 'hurt' anyones feelings... (well, not someone i dont know from Adam anyway!) maybe you could start a thread in Feeling Depressed about this, (and the fact that you are married to someone you dont really know and have gone off so easily, perhaps?...)

Opens thread with bizarro subject
Gets a reaction
Feigns upset and offence
Performs mini-flounce

Is it hunker?

Refusing to believe it doesnt make it not true custy.

Some can only manage a trickle or dribble, so why the fuck not sit down? Its not that big a deal really is it?

earlgrey - he tells us. He doesn't have a problem with either his weeing or pooing habits. He's in his 40s btw, not a kid.

I agree with Pruni. I'm sorry finding this out has upset you MTASP.

My DP sits down to pee at home much cleaner than standing up especially as we have inherited a house with carpets in the bathrooms (they will be getting tiled eventually) can you imagine pee stained carpets yuck yuck yuck.

Have noticed when step-dad is here there's splashes around the toilet bowl after he goes home I mean that is disgusting having to wipe someone elses pee off the toilet as they cannot aim properly.

I have never ever thought that DP is less of a man for peeing sitting down. Who decided real men had to pee standing up???

I showed this to DH. He laughed and laughed.

He thinks this is a wind up.

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I opened the loo door on my friend's DH once and i'm afraid the image has stayed with me. He was kneeling down, on one knee, peeing over the rim of the bowl, if that makes sense?