I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

[MarriedToASittingPisser]

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

I made my DH pee sitting down when he gets up at night, just to stop him weeing all over the floor, as he doesn't want to turn the light on.

I hadn't really thought about it in terms of him being more or less masculine though, just more or less messy.

I wish my two boys would pee sitting down though - they really do make a mess!

This needs bumping!

i look on this peeing sitting down as the strangest of phenomenon.

i had no idea there were men out there who did this when they were just going for a slash.

MN has opened so many doors to me!

Wish my ds would pee sitting down in 15 years he still pisses on the floor

This thread is sooo funny!

Wot a scream! But have to agree with OP I really would have problems with a man who pissed whilst sitting.

My men have got to be big, bold and burly and tatoos are a real bonus (OMG getting tingling sensations), like Phil Mitchell who I used to dream of when I was pregnant.

Imagine Phil sitting.....tingling sensations just walked out the room!!!!!!!!!

tbh i would find it a turn off too. Kind of not masculine - almost like being married to a cross dresser. I know my view is prob wrong but that's how it would make me feel

Here in Germany, we have diagrams on our toilet in the house, indicating that DH MUST sit down to wee, not stand. Said diagrams even include the willy and wee!!!!
Does he sit? No (except at night, when he's too tired to concentrate!)

PMSL @ this thread!!

DP told me to tell you that he does "posh wees" when he's in front of me, i.e. he sits down lol.

Oh, I wish I could be bothered to read all of thi thread
lol at posh wees It reminds me of when me and dh got together, he said he did 'posh wanks', which I still dont believe

TQO, wee diagrams?!

My god this is funny

DH sits too and it is not a problem for me at all. But I avoid being in the bathroom when he has to use the loo. Not because I do not want to see him seating but because I like to keep some things private (for me, he of course does not care).
I do have to say that when I found out he did it sitting I was puzzled since I thought that all men did it the same way. He said his dad taught him to do it that way to avoid mess, so better for me!

Courage! It is not that bad

I would put that trait in the "positives" column, definitely.

Can I just ask what a 'posh wank' is?

Yes, my DH does the occasional sitting down wee, which also greatly disturbed me at first ('That's what girls do, you freak'). Quick poll of girlfriends reveals they also have had similar shock, but interestingly friend's DH says that it is healthier for the prostate...hmmm.

Anyway, let's cut to the chase 'posh wank': WTF?

Several of my male friends have to piss sitting down.

Certain piercings can cause multi-directional streams...

Always thought a posh wank was a guy tossing off with condom on or was it a sock

It's with a condom according to DP. I have no idea how he knows this!

Lol you're right about posh wank- it's with a condom. Havn't heard that since I was at school haha.

The sitting down wee thing is so strange. I've never heard of it before. It is not very masculine, but I agree with all those who said less mess is a good thing. It had never once occured to me or DP before lol. I might have to tell him to do that in the night as it really annoys me that there's a faint stench of piss in the bathroom in the morning. How hard can it be to aim in a whopping great toilet????

I didnt think any men sat down - although its never crossed my mind. Just asked dp, and hes never heard of it either.
What do they do in public toilets? Pubs etc? Do they use the cubicle?

Page 14 on here is the best mn page I have ever read!!!
Has this been nominated for Classics yet?

Page FOUR, i meant FOUR