I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

[MarriedToASittingPisser]

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

HeyBert, is the subtext here that a bloke's manjo should be too large to pee sitting down? Where do you think we have to put it when we're doing the other? Looped over our shoulder?!

I'm rather more alarmed that as you say it is unattractive for him to be a seat piddler, that you would somehow find him attractive sprinking in an upright position.

arf gee

absolutely - that's what dh does

and calif - you should consider yourself lucky. dh has a medical ishoo atm that menas he wees verrrrry slowly. a wee can take 3-4 mins. seriously. imagine that at 3am

Than and sprinkling rather.

Actually, I'm wondering if it is deemed to "effeminate" to pee sitting down?

I know someone who doesn't allow her DH to stand whilst peeing in the house

I was totally stunned that she would tell me

and I really didn't want to know

but still made me PMSL

I PMSL the day that DD tried to copy Daddy's way of weeing into the toilet

Can't see what the problem is

Surely it avoids all those leaving the seatup/seat down arguements

I've never known a man to do this. And I've known many .

Have you asked him why?

I mean, other than the obvious answer that he's an utter freak.

Ah I knew I could rely on VVVQV and twig for the psml sentiments

Cali, loved your description! Anya, MTASP, how do you think he pees while he is having a crap?

Oh and for expat having known many men! ]

Having trouble expressing myself this morning, how do you think EVERY Man has a pee while he is crapping? Do you think he stands up at the very end? I doubt it!!

Sunchowder maybe he's a piss artist?

i know someone who made her DH sit down if he dared to visit the downstairs 'guest lavatory' in his own house

AHA AHA AHA Mhamai!

Gee's manjo - lol

MTASP leave the bastard

But before you go

kick him in the manjo

My dh is claiming he adopts a ninja stance when peeing.

ROFL Cali!!!!

erm

i often find that i need a wee a short time after havign a poo

can't think why it doesn't all happen at once

Oh come on, I do it quite a bit. Saves me having to clean up piss. Also stops dd trying to grab it or have a good look while I do it.

Fucks sake.

Califrau. That's plain weird. Or does he crap out of his chap?

Clearly i have no pelvic floor

If one door opens, all doors open

Is there nothing you won't discuss on MNEt. My Dh would die if I wrote about his toilet habits!