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I have just found out DH wees sitting down and it has changed the view I have of him

324 replies

MarriedToASittingPisser · 05/03/2007 14:58

He seems childlike now. I cannot feel lust for a man who pees sitting down. Is that peculiar? Do your other halves do this?

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expatinscotland · 05/03/2007 15:53

Are you sure he wasn't wanking?

NappiesGalore · 05/03/2007 15:56

agree expat - chippyminton, he was bashing one out i reckon

ChippyMinton · 05/03/2007 16:01

rofl - surely not? In the middle of a playdate?

Tortington · 05/03/2007 16:02

theres a difference QV between a condition which doesnt allow a free flow of piss and sitiing down becuase you can't get your piss in the bowl as a fully grown man.

there are always exceptions to any rule. therefore my (*) will be - in general In my Experience and in my opinion, medical pissing reasons withstanding - a man - a grown up should be able to stand to piss. and IMO if one doesn't they are fucking weird - imo.

Furball · 05/03/2007 16:04

chippy - was he proposing?

Can't believe anyone is bothered about this - and don't get how standing up wold make him 'more lustworthy'

Megglevache · 05/03/2007 16:05

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Hulababy · 05/03/2007 16:05

I know a man who sits down (not DH) and his masculinaty (sp?) and maturity are really not compromosed by this. Stems partly from his student days where his flat had a dodgy toilet seat that never stayed up - so sitting down was easier. And partly from sitting down after too much to drink

Can't see any issues with it at all!

booge · 05/03/2007 16:07

An ex bf used to sit to pee too, I didn't like it either, can't explain why but it just felt wrong.

ChippyMinton · 05/03/2007 16:08

furball - he may have been practising for a proposal,,,
i'll have to stop i'm crying with laughter here...

NappiesGalore · 05/03/2007 16:11

custardo, you are priceless

doggiesayswoof · 05/03/2007 16:13

rofl at custy

mrsmalumbas · 05/03/2007 16:16

MY DH wees sitting down when he's had too much to drink. I guess it helps his aim. He would never admit this but I know because I have found him asleep in there before after a heavy session! But I personally have never seen my DH wee in "normal" life - I can never understand this thing where couples use the loo in front of one another. I don't even like cleaning my teeth in front of DH. I mean surely one has to maintain some kind of feminine mystique?? I mean it's bad enough when you reach the big knickers and pop socks stage in your relationship without feeling the need to pee in front of one another.

Nikki76 · 05/03/2007 16:17

My hubby sits down too and I prefer it - at least I know there are no leaks! Yes, a grown man should be able to aim at the bowl, it is big enough but they never seem to be able to do they! I hate it when his friends visit - they dribble everywhere and they also dump without spraying and leave trails!! I couldn't dump in someone else's house if only visiting for an afternoon!!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/03/2007 16:17

Why do men have to stand up? Why is it prohibited for them to sit down to have a slash?

Women used to and dont now. Are we the only ones allowed to sit on the throne?

So not worth getting upset about.

LOL!

piglit · 05/03/2007 16:17

Is that you Greensleeves?

themildmanneredjanitor · 05/03/2007 16:19

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ScummyMummy · 05/03/2007 16:20

"they should learn topiss in the effn bowl fgs! jesus i can do it. and i have eff all to point with"

Gee72 · 05/03/2007 16:20

This is hilarious. At home I'll always sit to pee - why not, it's got bugger all to do with aim it's just more comfortable. And if you think that compromises a man's sexuality/masculinity the issue is with you - it's as ridiculous as a bloke saying 'a woman shouldn't drink pints/wear trousers/drive a car'.

In public places I'd always stand. For hygiene reasons. And so the big boys don't pick on me.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/03/2007 16:22

All this pressure on men to perform cant be good you know...

NineUnlikelyTales · 05/03/2007 16:23

My DH sits down to pee and he is not wierd and I'll fight anyone who says he is.

Actually I'd prefer that he stood up too, no idea why and it's none of my business anyway but there you go..

HeyBert · 05/03/2007 16:23

sounds a great idea from the pov of keeping loo and environs clean

but does bring to mind that scene from silence of the lambs where baddy guy sticks his genitals twixt his legs for a feminine look

Monkeytrousers · 05/03/2007 16:24

Mine does (though he's x-p now) just because he's too lazy to stand up.

Mhamai · 05/03/2007 16:26

Haven't read any other posts but would I be right in guessing theres been a fair bit of pi** taking on this thread?

Carmenere · 05/03/2007 16:29

Dp pees sitting down at home because he likes to read/he is lazy and he pees standing up every where else(ie when out) and he is very much an attractive masculine adult man who does what he likes in the bathroom. As it should be fgs. Find an internet support group, there will be one somewhere

Califrau · 05/03/2007 16:29

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