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Do you know if you're having bad sex?

550 replies

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 30/12/2006 14:52

Odd conversation with someone the other day... if all you've ever had is bad sex or sex with one person - do you know its bad? Or do you only realise when you get the good stuff?

OP posts:
fullmoonfiend · 31/12/2006 19:53

noooo!

(I would like to point out that I was much younger then. Nowadays, I know that a can of stella and a bowl of wotsits will suffice...

Piffle · 31/12/2006 20:08

dp's heplful contribution
He states there is no such thing as a bad blowjob...

suzycreamcheese · 31/12/2006 20:12

deepthroatpann hey, its a internet site, dont worry too much about others i'd say!

notanotter · 31/12/2006 20:17

i had a boyfriend in my late teens who was big (too big) and went on for ages (too long) i thought it was fab

After a few more ....er shall we say 'experiences' i realised that a cervix crusher was not the best and that staying power was only good for so long

size does matter but grith more than length ....sorry if tmi

notanotter · 31/12/2006 20:18

girth dread to think what GRITH is!

notanotter · 31/12/2006 20:20

good sex for me is a man who LOVES fandangos

my dp has always thought mine lovely and that is the sexiest thing.....he could spend hours down there!

JellyNump · 31/12/2006 21:34

i don't think DH is particulary 'good'. it seems to be all about him, i have tried to 'show him the way' but he seems to foget quickly.
agree with notanotter girth is more important as being too long is hard on the cervix area ouch!

suzycreamcheese · 31/12/2006 21:35

skip the light fandango!
i think imagination good asset too and give me a man not a boy..

notanotter · 31/12/2006 21:39

yes suzy ........ewwwwwwwwwwwww

HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 21:49

I'm having a good old lurk in here.

suzycreamcheese · 31/12/2006 21:51

sounds saucy happydaddy!
just out of interest - are you bloke or post modern ironic? or dont you know what am on about (tick one please)

nutcracker · 31/12/2006 21:53

I'd know I think.

Xp was ok, not mind blowing but ok. Occasionally it was fantastic (very occasionally) and thats how I know that the rest of the time was just ok LOL.

notanotter · 31/12/2006 21:53

thats what you call it is it HD?

expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 21:54

A nice, turgid, thick, engorged cock that can move about in just that way for about half an hour.

And believe me, you'll KNOW

noddyholder · 31/12/2006 21:56

I expect GREAT sex nothing less will do not even good

HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 21:57

I'm a bloke, honest!

Expat, eloquent as always!

noddyholder · 31/12/2006 21:57

expat you are awful -but I like you!

notanotter · 31/12/2006 21:58

half an hour! I can never last that long!!

kittylettekissingsanta · 31/12/2006 21:58

ive only had sex with 1 person, nut i know its good bcause we always have alot of fun, i have multipul fun if you catch my drift, we have very varied sex, use toys ect

so i guess thats how i know

if you didnt feel satisfied then it cant be good

nutcracker · 31/12/2006 21:59

Has anyone ever been tempted to say "FFS that was so shite" afterwards ??? I have.

expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:00

I have, nutty.

Instead I just got up and left w/my tail between my legs in shame.

Oh, yes.

The 2 pump chump.

NOT good.

notanotter · 31/12/2006 22:01

think you need to have experinced varios to REALLY know whats hot and whats not.....

kittylettekissingsanta · 31/12/2006 22:01

how awful would it be if someone said that?!

ive never felt like saying that after

notanotter · 31/12/2006 22:01

experienced various! new mac!

expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:02

Oh, hell, yes, half an hour!

Longer w/breaks in between.

Change positions in the middle of it.

Or locations .

Keep it fresh!

Of course, a nice, turgid, thick, engorged cock helps.