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Do you know if you're having bad sex?

550 replies

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 30/12/2006 14:52

Odd conversation with someone the other day... if all you've ever had is bad sex or sex with one person - do you know its bad? Or do you only realise when you get the good stuff?

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nutcracker · 31/12/2006 22:02

Have yawned lots during sex sometimes, just to get the point across too LOL.

expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:03

I think you'd be doing someone a favour by telling them they're shite in bed.

kittylettekissingsanta · 31/12/2006 22:03

PMSL expat!

notanotter · 31/12/2006 22:03

2 pump chump ...yeuch

i have felt like saying it to the odd tiny tail-er

expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:03

Once, I was w/this bloke, and we were in a hotel room.

And he was pretty shite, but Johnny Depp was on TV at the foot of the bed, so I was sneaking a peak - or so I thought.

He whispered, 'Is that TV good, baby?'

I said, 'Yes, it certainly is.'

And he carried on!

nutcracker · 31/12/2006 22:04

LMAO Expat

HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 22:04

DW has, in the distant past, said "is it in yet?", "this isn't very good, is it?" and the best one "oh just get off, for fuck's sake".

Thankfully, not to me.

notanotter · 31/12/2006 22:05

i remember at university a friend of mine asked her dp to take her from behind so she could watch corrie

expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:06

I did tell one guy I was so drunk I felt like I was going to be sick.

It was a lie.

It was really just to get him to stop b/c I was going dry, he was so bad.

kittylettekissingsanta · 31/12/2006 22:06

lol expat, i once told my DF id bought a lifesize johnny depp cutout to stick on our ceiling in the bedroom, he wasnt impressed! hehe

kittylettekissingsanta · 31/12/2006 22:07

thats gotta be the worst one for a guy to hear 'is it in yet?'

HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 22:08

I dunno, kitty, hearing my brother's name would be right up there!

expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:09

My boyfriend called me by someone else's name.

I knew who it was, too.

It's a good thing he has such a talented knob.

I'd already shagged two other blokes in the two of our 'off' periods, so I didn't really care.

kittylettekissingsanta · 31/12/2006 22:10

i can imagine it would!

notanotter · 31/12/2006 22:12

i have had too many experiences when i wished i had not bothered....all i my youth

promiscuity is wasted on the young

kittylettekissingsanta · 31/12/2006 22:14

notanotter

i thought for a second that 'youth' was a mistype for mouth PMSL

notanotter · 31/12/2006 22:15

lol lol lol

at the image of me on my knees with bored expression on my face and.........

suzycreamcheese · 31/12/2006 22:17

happydaddy..take it this was in the very distant past, didn't quite get that at first!

the corrie position does appeal must admit..might give it a go when omnibus is on
cant top 'is it in yet?' but am tempted to use it tonight

HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 22:18

suzy, you sweet talker.

suzycreamcheese · 31/12/2006 22:21

hey, funny, thats what they all say!

Daddog · 31/12/2006 22:37

A few random thoughts:
Is "turgid" the right word... wondering (trying not to picture...)

If both of you (or three of you, perhaps, but then that might imply a level of experience that makes the question irrelevant) are having fun then the sex is working.

Maybe there is a special kind of fetish for those who like bad sex - with specially meeting places...

giddy1 · 31/12/2006 22:37

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expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:38

That takes the biscuit, giddy.

I mean, did he get it back up as soon as? I have met blokes who could do that, if only once or twice.

Daddog · 31/12/2006 22:39

Just did look it up:
turgid \TUR-jid, adjective:

  1. Swollen, bloated, puffed up; as, "a turgid limb."
  2. Swelling in style or language; bombastic, pompous; as, "a turgid style of speaking."

Was thinking of the second, somebody else obviously thinking of the first...

giddy1 · 31/12/2006 22:40

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