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Do you know if you're having bad sex?

550 replies

FLAMEinEckItsYuleAgain · 30/12/2006 14:52

Odd conversation with someone the other day... if all you've ever had is bad sex or sex with one person - do you know its bad? Or do you only realise when you get the good stuff?

OP posts:
HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 22:41

Like bad dogging, Daddog?

notanotter · 31/12/2006 22:41

i think thats quite sexy giddy

HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 22:42

At least he wiped with something he took home, instead of your curtains, giddy!

giddy1 · 31/12/2006 22:42

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expatinscotland · 31/12/2006 22:43

BOAK, giddy!

Gawd that is gross.

giddy1 · 31/12/2006 22:46

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HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 22:47

Well i can't comment on size, giddy. But then we do claim that this (---) is 6 inches.

giddy1 · 31/12/2006 22:48

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Judy1234 · 31/12/2006 23:18

Sex is mostly in the mind in some ways, good sex anyway. Mainly what makes it good is compatibility and it depends what you like as to what makes someone compatible with you.

HappyDaddy · 31/12/2006 23:34

Difficult to know that when it's 2am and you're pissed in a club, though Xenia.

suzycreamcheese · 31/12/2006 23:37

sorry been er off otherwise engaged, er..did i miss much?

suzycreamcheese · 31/12/2006 23:39

aahh happydaddy thats just lusty hot sex, at a club etc the other option is making hot long lusty long making love sex

Pann · 31/12/2006 23:56

I'm shocked.

HappyDaddy · 01/01/2007 00:04

Making love is just slow sex with kissing, isn't it?

suzycreamcheese · 01/01/2007 00:15

er, no beg to differ

CaptainFlameSparrow · 01/01/2007 00:16

pmsl that bad sex is higher than all the ny messages

suzycreamcheese · 01/01/2007 00:23

deepmannpann - shocked, at what? do spill

suzycreamcheese · 01/01/2007 00:52

can hear all old east end of london war songs (we dont think tape now) in my kitchen backdrop of whoops and fireworks good setting for first good possibly great sex of 2007!
if only i could hear bagpipes who knows what would happen then..

singledadofthree · 01/01/2007 01:00

as for the original question...well yes...when your gf says 'WHAT, youre finished ALREADY'

suzycreamcheese · 01/01/2007 01:02

there is all ways something to do singledadofthree, always

expatinscotland · 01/01/2007 01:08

Gawd, I am agreeing w/Xenia.

Someone shoot me!

It is, to paraphrase Graeme Green, all about companionship.

I'm an old codger, feel free to ignore me, at your own peril.

suzycreamcheese · 01/01/2007 01:20

gawd expat i just think it goes to different level with someone you know intimately companionship makes it sounds like beige cardis packed lunches and ludo

Judy1234 · 01/01/2007 10:48

I never mix alcohol and sex. I'd even argue you can't have good sex with alochol. If men have any sense when we change the law as proposed (that she can't consent if drunk) they'll not have sex with anyone over the limit either. An interesting change as that's many people's seduction tactic - get her drunk. None of that would ever be good sex.

DeckthehallsLaDiDaDi · 01/01/2007 12:04

I hate sex when I'm drunk. The alcohol just seems to dull every sensation and makes it impossible for me to come.

notanotter · 01/01/2007 12:11

how old are you expat?

I have never heard my Gran speaking vociferously of 'turgid cocks'