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the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:18

Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:21

meanwhile some flowers are at home. Sent by him. I bet he sent them to HER as well.

As i walk over my solid wood floor to get to them i remember - LILLIES - the same as in my bridal bouquet.

I walk outside the hosue and find a sad woman happening to walk by ...here! have these sadlady, say I , cool and detached as ever

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:23

I mop my sad brow
I have an appointment at the BEST FUCKOFF solicitors tomorrow.

I will wear black #dramatic

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ludovica · 09/06/2015 17:25

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SnakeyMcBadass · 09/06/2015 17:26

Eh?

TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:26

MANY LOLZ i just had to google it

meanwhile I worry about d2 and her horse. How can he do that to a defenceless animal?

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:26

( snakey - I am carrying on the thread as if not a nonsense)

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plumstone · 09/06/2015 17:27

Teal - you will black and be dramatic yet elegant while letting your inner core of steal shine though, and the solicitor - rather good looking, in a distinguished yet detached type of way falls slightly in love with you - you tell him not yet, its too soon, while sighing slightly!! Grin

ThankGoditsSummer · 09/06/2015 17:28
Hmm
usualsuspect333 · 09/06/2015 17:28

You are amazing. So strong.

Have a bottle of vodka and a packet of fags.

TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:29

( ok i quite fancy the solicitor now is he a silverfox?- )

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ludovica · 09/06/2015 17:29

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:29

HOLD ON

i think the solicitor was a WOMAN

drat and blast

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:30

and i am really THIN now Lud. Overnight.
So that's good

thin TICK
no mortgage TICK
pension TICK

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ItsNotAsPerfectAsItSeems · 09/06/2015 17:33

And the solicitor will help you keep the summer house in Sth of France as well as mortgage free family home in Surrey.

Hobby2014 · 09/06/2015 17:33

Wait where's the 2 threads gone?

DaysAreWhereWeLive · 09/06/2015 17:33

Ha, I stopped reading at the wedding dress bit. Those pesky trolls always just got that wee bit too far. Grin

TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:33

Lud - you will have to do the horse thing I iz crap at horses

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Hobby2014 · 09/06/2015 17:34

Troll?! It wasn't real?!?!

plumstone · 09/06/2015 17:34

Lud - where the honey coloured stone, blinks lazily in the sunshine giving everyone that soft focused look, they will drink Pimms (natch) and feed each other the alcohols fruit.

Teal - I bet she couldn't see the woman and got introduced to the semi retired senior partner - single never married obvs!!

FFS Plum - get off MN go home or do some work - either would do right now!!!!

MyRightFoot · 09/06/2015 17:34

I am a wonderful mother and will not let his affair destroy my dds future career as Britains top showjumper. My other dd is set to be a top barrister. I shall put on a brave face and not let him see the pain inside "sigh".

overmydeadbody · 09/06/2015 17:34

So it was a wind up? [feel gullible now]

TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:35

I am wondering if to tell H's boss IN THE CIVIL SERVICE ( Nb he could just be some admin clerk)

He is in the public eye drops that one in

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:35

excellent Footy

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DumbledoresKnobblyWand · 09/06/2015 17:36

OP. You're amazing, so brave, so strong, so beautiful. HANG IN THERE.

Are you bi? Because that lawyer might be really pretty and wear heels and suit that you remember every detail of, hugging her feminine curves.