the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

[TealFanClub]

Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

meanwhile some flowers are at home. Sent by him. I bet he sent them to HER as well.

As i walk over my solid wood floor to get to them i remember - LILLIES - the same as in my bridal bouquet.

I walk outside the hosue and find a sad woman happening to walk by ...here! have these sadlady, say I , cool and detached as ever

I mop my sad brow
I have an appointment at the BEST FUCKOFF solicitors tomorrow.

I will wear black #dramatic

Eh?

MANY LOLZ i just had to google it

meanwhile I worry about d2 and her horse. How can he do that to a defenceless animal?

( snakey - I am carrying on the thread as if not a nonsense)

Teal - you will black and be dramatic yet elegant while letting your inner core of steal shine though, and the solicitor - rather good looking, in a distinguished yet detached type of way falls slightly in love with you - you tell him not yet, its too soon, while sighing slightly!!

You are amazing. So strong.

Have a bottle of vodka and a packet of fags.

( ok i quite fancy the solicitor now is he a silverfox?- )

HOLD ON

i think the solicitor was a WOMAN

drat and blast

and i am really THIN now Lud. Overnight.
So that's good

thin TICK
no mortgage TICK
pension TICK

And the solicitor will help you keep the summer house in Sth of France as well as mortgage free family home in Surrey.

Wait where's the 2 threads gone?

Ha, I stopped reading at the wedding dress bit. Those pesky trolls always just got that wee bit too far.

Lud - you will have to do the horse thing I iz crap at horses

Troll?! It wasn't real?!?!

Lud - where the honey coloured stone, blinks lazily in the sunshine giving everyone that soft focused look, they will drink Pimms (natch) and feed each other the alcohols fruit.

Teal - I bet she couldn't see the woman and got introduced to the semi retired senior partner - single never married obvs!!

FFS Plum - get off MN go home or do some work - either would do right now!!!!

I am a wonderful mother and will not let his affair destroy my dds future career as Britains top showjumper. My other dd is set to be a top barrister. I shall put on a brave face and not let him see the pain inside "sigh".

So it was a wind up? [feel gullible now]

I am wondering if to tell H's boss IN THE CIVIL SERVICE ( Nb he could just be some admin clerk)

He is in the public eye drops that one in

excellent Footy

OP. You're amazing, so brave, so strong, so beautiful. HANG IN THERE.

Are you bi? Because that lawyer might be really pretty and wear heels and suit that you remember every detail of, hugging her feminine curves.