the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

[TealFanClub]

Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

[TealFanClub]

FInd pic of droopy eyed boy


and of Rio winning nag pliz Plummer

[TheTravellingLemon]

This thread makes me feel much better about being completely sucked in like the big gullible fool I am.

[lapetitesiren]

can someone brief me what happened please? Didn't see update from op since last night?

[SylvaniansAtEase]

Ha do you have a title yet Teal

Spunk On my Bouquet

by Arabella Corrigan

She thinks her marriage has scored a clear round... but it turns out that Geraldine is the last to know that husband Rex has been playing away - in the most sordid of ways.

[IsabellaofFrance]

And this thread will help those who got sucked in because.....?

[Dfg15]

What was it about the wedding dress ?I missed that. Bloody hell tho I have no troll radar whatsoever !

[Waltons]

MNHQ's deletion message for those who missed it:

Good afternoon all,
We're really, really sorry to say that we are confident that this has been a trolling exercise and we have banned DevastatedHumiliated. We would like to thank the many people who raised their concerns privately through the reports system and allowed us to work discreetly, and we're sorry that this sort of thing happens from time to time.

[harryjustshagsally]

It was a hairy handed fucker. I can't believe it. My story is really 'out there' (I was weedinthepool) and if people thought I was a troll I would never gave left. Or gone to the police.

Those MN who really helped and are helping me (quitelikely, AF, jux, cogito etc) might just sack it off if someone with extreme but true stories come in asking for support due to idiots Luke this

[Lemonsole]

I am so very dull - but I switched off as soon as she mentioned the AS levels.

The last AS levels finished in the middle of last week, and A2 courses started yesterday.

Such a simple detail, but not one you'd get wrong with a teenage daughter in the house.

[MyRightFoot]

I wander the country lane strangely comforted by the birdsong. a wild fawn skips away startled, his huge eyes mirroring mine. I call to the sky in desperation "devastated you should have let him give you it up the poo chute!" another wild fawn runs away startled ...

[harryjustshagsally]

*like this

[ArseForElbow]

Thinking of you OP

[coffeeisnectar]

Sad fucker! People were so nice to her/him.

Must get me troll alerter serviced. Missed it completely.

[BreadmakerFan]

Lemon

[plumstone]

As requested Teal - now I really have to go home

[PoppyField]

Rotten DH is being mean,
Right up the arse of Geraldine.
He promised to love me, the dreadful bounder,
And gave me horses, house, a bridge to sit under.
The things they got up to, her and Rex,
He threw me away for botty sex!

[UnspecialSnowflake]

What was the wedding dress part? I missed that.

[DumbledoresKnobblyWand]

I got it a few pages in. There's this style to the fakers' writing that's easy to spot when you've been on here for a few years. Normal, genuine people rarely write like that.

[DumbledoresKnobblyWand]

botty sex.

[GinSoakedBitchyPony]

Foot

[TheTravellingLemon]

SylvaniansAtEase the husband is 100 percent called Rex .

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Aha! I thought so, but thought I'd I said anything I'd look like a right cunt.

[GinSoakedBitchyPony]

Poppy

Please, HQ, don't delete this thread. I know it can't stay in R'ships but don't delete.

[AhoyMcCoy]

Yes yes, what was the wedding dress bit about?! I missed that!

[TealFanClub]

LOVE the synospis a bit at the title!