the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

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Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

Thanks everyone

Oh God -Ds1 had his Last AS exam this morning - edexcel 'decisions' Further maths - so did his girlfriend - perhaps they were busy Shagging whilst I was at work (perhaps in my old wedding dress!)

The cuckolding thing baffled me the most. Was that a troll tag team?

Dh appeared in my wedding dress insisting it was all a terrible mistake- there was a woman 'inside' the house come for the cat.

I didn't believe him at all because he was a top civil servant.

Ooh what was there some sock puppeting going on

What was the cuckolding thing ?

Oh much better!

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Fucks sake! I totally fell for it! I've been here since 2012 and like to think I can spot a troll. Bugger!

The link posted to wiki about cuckolding and how its a truly vile BDSM fetish, stating that the OW clearly had this fetish and was cuckolding the OP.

Except that cuckolding predominantly involves a male cuckold and in BDSM circles, it is consensual and the cuckold gets off on it.

LMAO,

PoorNeglected yes that's exactly how it was haha!!

This thread is making me actually LOL

Thanks clean !

Gawd. Like most of us, I fell for this hook, line and sinker. She seemed so genuine with a truly horrible story. Sad that someone would go to all this trouble for what - attention? That said, I volunteer for a helpline and we get a LOT of this sort of stuff. Never feel foolish for having been taken in - every thread on here should be treated as genuine until, well, it's not.

On another note...I had been thinking of selling my wedding dress but DH thinks I shouldn't. Only now do I wonder if his motives are more sinister...

With tears streaming down my face I could endure the agony no more. I'm ashamed to admit I went to the travel lodge.
Lovely Friend cautioned me against it but knowing me how she does she knew I would be hell-bent on going. Lovely Friend helped fix my hair and makeup and we put together the exact right outfit for the occasion. Think killer heels!
Guess who answered the door! That's right it was his little slut. I stormed in head held high, my eyes darting around the room. I demanded to see my husband and the little slut threw her slutty head back and emitted a cat-like shriek "he's inside me right now" Slowly the penny dropped; they were doing it "Russian Doll" style

workingtoohardmum - bizarrely I'd have to agree with our lovely, adorable troll about the fruit. When my ex dumped me I stopped eating completely for about 2 days - just drank tea. When I started wanting to eat again the only thing I ate was oranges.

I can remember thinking clearly, despite all the crap in my brain, 'I need vitamins, and oranges have vitamins. Therefore oranges are acceptable food'.

I lost a stone in a week. It wasn't a great way to diet but it did make me feel a bit better about myself. Also I supposes way of exercising a bit of control over my life that had suddenly gone so spectacularly off-piste.

I got sucked into this thread all day on Sunday...I'm very glad it wasn't a real person this happened to after all, but dammit I want my Sunday evening back! The time I wasted reading it!

I'm gripped polar eyes. Gripped! Was it a top end travel lodge with stables?

After that they did it Swiss cuckoo clock style- so disgusting! I sent him a text saying I was annoyed at what had happened.

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Plus for the first time ever I sniffed bullshit straightaway - he phoned me while inside her and told me the noises I could here were the cat! I mean. Really?????!!!!!

And valet parking?

PolarEyes

I thought this was a load of bull from the first post - surely people just don't conduct sordid affairs over email (that their other halves have access to) unless they have absolutely no idea how email works. The "he was inside her" also sounded ridiculously crude.

But so many people seemed so invested in it that I decided I was just cynical.

polareyes

I erred on the side of believing it, although thought the bit about the H calling whilst shagging the OW was a bit far fetched. But then, you read all sorts on here, so...

What's this about a top civil servant? I missed that bit!

He was a retired top civil servant wigeon.