Weird online dating men arrrgh!

[Zermbo]

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

Check out Mr "Tall with Athletic Build"
www.gentlemen4hire.com/JO5593

That "Married documentary filmmaker" is a prat using his business email to advertise himself as a male escort! If the company made porn I could understand it but it seems serious from their website if the BAFTAs are anything to go by

"OMG just look at this guy's hair!!"
It's very erect isn't it! Rather Jedwardesque

"Check out Mr "Tall with Athletic Build"
[shudders] Hmm, I suppose athletes do come in many shapes and sizes accoring to their sport, and this one is "tall and athletic" as in racing snake.

Would anybody be interested in a man who lifts dogs up and likes sex ?

We can only hope he is lifting the dog up