Blimey Charlie I was all set to join in with some of my own disastrous encounters chez pof but I got distracted by the gentlemen for hire thing and I can see we've gone way beyond that now! However, I need to get these off my chest so I hope you don't mind...
The one who emailed me to apologise for the recent radio silence only his mum had just died but he wanted to send me a better picture of himself. Yes, it was full length, full frontal, Billy bollocks naked.
The one who told me about his drink driving ban 15 mins into the first meeting.
As per previous posters, several 5'9"ers who were shorter than me, I'm 5'6".
The one with pics which were all ever so slightly out of focus. Honestly when I met him I'd never seen anything like it, a face only a mother could love.
And last but not least, the one whose profile was full of guff about how he truly believed that a relationship must be a safe, respectful, non judgemental place, who broke two of my fingers in an argument about whether or not I was a slag, then phoned the police and told them that I had assaulted HIM. I should point out this wasn't on the first date, it was about 6 months in but still, it was a bit much!
Anyway, where were we..?
