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Weird online dating men arrrgh!

379 replies

Zermbo · 02/06/2015 22:09

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

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handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 19:12

His wife!

foxinsocks · 07/06/2015 19:13

lol

The SA president one is hysterical. Bet he's not 6ft 6.

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 19:13

Seriously, does any woman hire these guys?

Most of them look like the men on POF.

foxinsocks · 07/06/2015 19:14

Must delete history! My teenagers will think I have lost my marbles if they think I have been checking out these men!

AlpacaPicnic · 07/06/2015 19:15

www.gentlemen4hire.com/ZA5262

Possibly not the most tactful of email addresses...

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 07/06/2015 19:16

www.gentlemen4hire.com/ST2990

Wedding pic anyone?

SoleSource · 07/06/2015 19:22

Men frighten me!

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 19:25

Tali - YES! He's next to his bride fgs Shock

MadeMan · 07/06/2015 19:28

"He's next to his bride fgs"

He might just be escorting her.

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 19:35

True MM - I shouldn't jump to conclusions

Whiskwarrior · 07/06/2015 19:39

Oh my God, those escorts!

Why in Christ would anyone pay money to any of them? They all seem like the kind of losers you come across leching over young women in town on a Saturday night.

I will fight all of you for 6"6, South African President meeting, permed lover! He's a keeper, that one.

Now off to delete my history...

AWholeLottaNosy · 07/06/2015 19:49

Oh good God that website is both both hilarious and terrifying at the same time! Why are men so deluded. .?

Ladyfoxglove · 07/06/2015 19:51

Just spent an hilarious hour on that gentlemen4hire website only to realise that I'm on my work laptop. That'll cause some raised eyebrows in the IT department on Monday!

A real cross-section just like real life some are boak-tastic.

www.gentlemen4hire.com/LU4368

MadeMan · 07/06/2015 19:53

"Out calls only.....Hi I'm Luke I'm easy going, il be anything you want me to be. "

Fully dressed please mate.

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 19:53

Oh Lady - he's a catch!! Do you think he fills that sock/tie thing? Plenty of handles to grab onto on him!

£100 an hour Shock

Offred · 07/06/2015 19:54

What is that?!

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 07/06/2015 19:57

I shouldnt be looking at that site while eating dinner, its very off putting.

Offred · 07/06/2015 20:00

www.gentlemen4hire.com/KI1253 Poor love!

Offred · 07/06/2015 20:05

www.gentlemen4hire.com/AB5752 This one has YouTube videos!!!! ShockGrin off to YouTube then, get ready 'dalebradford'

AWholeLottaNosy · 07/06/2015 20:05

Actually after having spent way too long on that website there are actually a few hotties on there... ( Still wouldn't pay tho...)

Ladyfoxglove · 07/06/2015 20:10

Oh god, 'kiefer' looks like he's wearing a fez. Bad angle.

Grin at MadeMan and 'fully dressed please mate.'

What is it with the nakedness? Why do they think it's appealing to strip off in the bathroom and take a poorly lit selfie? Fine if you're on a boat/on the beach/in the pool but otherwise, clothes are good.

I wonder how many 'takers' they get? Is there really call for male escorts?

AWholeLottaNosy · 07/06/2015 20:11

Oh you have GOT to check out Dale Bradford's Youtube videos! Can't link them from my kindle but they are hilarious! So cheesy ...

Ladyfoxglove · 07/06/2015 20:13

Must admit... he looks like a well put together chap...

www.gentlemen4hire.com/IA3921

Offred · 07/06/2015 20:17

Wow... Just wow... The videos are real!

handfulofcottonbuds · 07/06/2015 20:17

I'm tempted Lady ......sucker for brown eyes!