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Weird online dating men arrrgh!

379 replies

Zermbo · 02/06/2015 22:09

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

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MadeMan · 07/06/2015 20:20

I suppose for some men it could be a good source of secondary income; better than dropping off pizzas or catalogues in the evenings.

SilverBirch2015 · 07/06/2015 20:27

Me, I like a nice pizza and catalogue browse Grin

MadeMan · 07/06/2015 20:35

"I like a nice pizza and catalogue browse"

Okay, I can probably arrange to have an Argos book and a Hawaiian in your lap for the rate of £60 per hour if you're in the Heathrow area.

Whiskwarrior · 07/06/2015 21:04

Why is Dale Bradford only available until 8pm? Is that his bedtime? Does Mum lock the front door then?

How many women does he think have an evening out that ends at 8pm?

me

ChilliAndMint · 07/06/2015 21:13

AN4288 anyone.. Seriously...?
It' got me thinking that at least one man I have spoken to on POF is an escort.

BitterChocolate · 07/06/2015 21:25

So, if you are going to use a photo of somebody else (checking that their penis hasn't dropped off), firstly, at least try to get the same body type and not someone with shoulders twice the width and secondly, don't use a torso with a distinctive tattoo. He actually looks rather sweet in his real photos (or at least clean and sober which is probably good enough) so I don't know why he has that first photo there. www.gentlemen4hire.com/RA182

I'm need to clear my browser history now, don't I?

MadeMan · 07/06/2015 21:57

I might sign up to be a male escort and give Randy Albino some competition.

CrabbyTheCrabster · 07/06/2015 21:59

This thread (well, the gentlemen4hire links) has made me roar with laughter very loudly.

I've got about 20 tabs open from the links posted herein, to show DP who has just got back from watering allotment. If he doesn't laugh, I'll have to hire one of these men to simper at me and agree with everything I say. Wink

MadeMan · 07/06/2015 22:05

"Oh you have GOT to check out Dale Bradford's Youtube videos!"

knackered69 · 07/06/2015 22:14

Offred - I know!!! Grin just been watching him bounce on travelodge beds, and eating at Bradford buffet in the rain! Food looked nice...

SmillasSenseOfSnow · 07/06/2015 22:21

I now also enjoy learning about and have a interest in, so many things; so conversation can be on any subject that you are passionate about, from history and to the latest music, TV and films and anything in between, and you won't be at a mute face next to you.

Two of just the guys linked here have used that copy-pasted nonsense (complete with missing word). Hmm

Offred · 07/06/2015 23:17

BF is indeed moaning... Fun ruiner... He won't let me put Dale Bradford up on the TV... Boooo....

Offred · 07/06/2015 23:26

He's gone to sleep so now I'm trying not to shake the bed with my giggling at 'dale naughty but nice' ah ha ha! Not even arsed that BF's fallen asleep without doing sex...

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 07/06/2015 23:36

Never knew the mullet made a comeback:

www.gentlemen4hire.com/EA9750

shaska · 08/06/2015 09:37

Dale's videos. Dale's videos.

RubbishMantra · 08/06/2015 11:59

My eyes and ears haven't been assaulted with this much cheese since the 80s! And Shock

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WhatALoadOfOldBollocks · 08/06/2015 17:00

"www.gentlemen4hire.com/TO135 I do smoke, if you dont wont me to that will cost £10/h more..........why??"
For all the nicotine patches he has to wear if you don't let him smokeGrin

"Hold me back ladies, I've found 'the one' www.gentlemen4hire.com/MA2690"
Shall we have a whip round for you Handful? He loves that YOU have choosen his full masculine presence BTWGrin

"www.gentlemen4hire.com/DE7105
I wish that the shirt in the third picture was just a little bit more revealing...!"
LOL, his expression!Grin

BitterChocolate, the pic is actually of Cristiano Ronaldo with a photoshopped tattoo! LOL. The faker.

"Never knew the mullet made a comeback:
www.gentlemen4hire.com/EA9750"
I suspect that was a photo of him from 1988Grin

WhatALoadOfOldBollocks · 08/06/2015 17:10

"By the way, there is nothing in life that I am not interested in - I am open for any experience with you. ' www.gentlemen4hire.com/MA2690"

Brilliant, I'll bring my strap-on, nipple clamps and ball gag!

BitterChocolate · 08/06/2015 17:40

Oh, so maybe he has that tattoo and so he photoshopped it onto the photo so that his clients will think it is a genuine photo of him. It's not as though anybody would notice the entirely different body shape and musculature if the tattoo is right. Wink

handfulofcottonbuds · 08/06/2015 18:33

whataload - yes please!! I can only afford 10 minutes Grin

knackered69 · 08/06/2015 19:45

Dale is a legend!!

MadeMan · 08/06/2015 22:39

"I suspect that was a photo of him from 1988"

Even back in 1988 he looked about 50.

handfulofcottonbuds · 08/06/2015 22:46

Poor Dale, must be wondering why he's getting so many hits all of a sudden. Bet he's collecting Nando's vouchers just in case!