Weird online dating men arrrgh!

[Zermbo]

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

"I'm just dithering over whether to start online dating. This thread isn't helping"

Oooh, do it Allowme! Just think of all the stories you can come back here and tell us...hours of MN fun

I had one once, he was an attractive lawyer-type. We'd spoken on the phone and he was witty, well-spoken, polite. Should have wondered why he was on POF. While I was literally getting in the car to meet him, he sent me a text asking me if I was going to "milk his cock" when I got there.
Why do they do it?

Milk his cock? Bleurghhhh

There are nice normal men out there. I met DH on plenty of fish and I have married friends who met on match.

You do have to wade through the mire to find them though. Don't ask me about puke fetish man, still can't talk about it without retching (which would probably turn him on)

I too was just trying to work out the logistics. You would probably require a selfie pole so that you could get a good angle, ya'know so he can get a right good perv And is this more of a naice Waitrose type activity or more of an Asda jobby.

I'm thinking it's more of an Asda jobbie Pickled

"...he sent me a text asking me if I was going to "milk his cock..."
Euww! I cannot fathom what is going through the minds of men like this. I could understand it if they are advertising for FWB/FBs and the women they're talking to are too, but otherwise WTF!?

This is a weird one...

Joined a well known dating site. Got talking to someone whom I liked the look of. Several messaging conversations that were great. He was intelligent, witty, charming etc. Gave him my number to arrange a date and speak and everything seemed to be going well until the woman hating references started... his ex was a slag and only after his money, blah, blah. Then out of blue he said... 'if you go out on a girls night and humiliate me I'll turn up with my shot gun and kill him"!!!!!!!!

I said: 'I really don't know what to say' then hungup and block, block, block. He even messaged on pof to ask if we'd been cut off!!

I got sent a rape joke by someone who seemed normal. Told him he was fucked up and blocked him! I met up with one person out of about 15 i talked to and luckily its going very well, dont discount online dating just be aware of weirdos!

However, I didn't let that put me off and met my current wonderful DP online

One said I reminded him of his dead girlfriend.
One told me to read his profile - a list of 40 things he expected, 'anal sex' was number 32 as I recall.
Shitloads of married men.
Cropped wedding pictures.
Picture of a guy surrounded by 'exotic' Thai strippers.
I had more cocks sent to me than I'd seen in the last 10 years.
Dated one who turned out to be a raving coke head with a prostitute obsession - currently waiting for hiv results...I DATED, didn't sleep with him!
One lied about his height - wtaf? He didn't think I'd notice his 5'9" was actually 5'4". I'm 5'7".
One told me that his mum and sister will love me, we met 10 minutes before. He told me he loved me at the end of the night.
One had a picture of himself 20 yrs earlier, went for a drink where he got his phone out and found out my d/o/b, my mothers name and her address - I was meant to be impressed by his stalking skills.

Nightmare.

Saying that, I met DP on okc and we've been together 5 happy years!

Just remembered one of mine OP. A guy sent me an actual video of himself wanking until there was actual cum Why on earth he thought that would be a turn on I have no idea!!

Oh I wish there was a like button!! These are great. 'Actual cum' is my favourite

As a man I read this thread with mounting horror - and then it hit me that these clowns were nonetheless doing better at OLD than I ever managed; looks like the bar is incredibly low and I still failed to get over it.....crawls back under his rock in despair....

"One told me to read his profile - a list of 40 things he expected, 'anal sex' was number 32 as I recall."

32 is actually quite low down on the list of 40. If you deliberately took your time doing all his other expectations you could probably get away with never having to do anal. You could be like, "Oh dear, what a shame it took me so long to clean the lawnmower and jet wash the patio; I suppose anal will have to wait until another day!"

Can I add ,
The married man who was a drug addict . Only pot but a drug all same
Alcoholic separated with bipolar
The one who lied / about his qualifications
Man who bought a book on date n called me fat
The one who asked if I was bipolar

One who laughed at me when I got stuck in mud
But also met the kindest man ever , who I really liked but messed it up as he lived opposite my ex

MadeMan! He was pushing 70yrs old! It was things like, walking on the beach, reading classic literature, enjoying fine wine, anal sex, renovating the boat...a total WTF moment!

RandomPaul - don't crawl under a rock !

A view from the other side please. There's got to be the equivalent horror stories of women dates that men.

BTW, what would be in the mind of some of these blokes that are demanding sex before the date has even started etc ?

Your view point please.

I have difficulty imagining the thought process, TBH. I suppose it could be any combination of entitlement, social ineptitude, misogyny, arrogance, cutting to the only thing he wants from the date and saving time wasted on social preliminaries, or even that it works (though I'd so like to think that it didn't) - I just cannot imagine doing this myself or that it would work with any woman I would want to be with. Perhaps I've been approaching the subject all wrong all these years...

"It was things like, walking on the beach, reading classic literature, enjoying fine wine, anal sex, renovating the boat...a total WTF moment!"

Yeah it does seem a bit, "You wot mate?"

It was things like, walking on the beach, reading classic literature, enjoying fine wine, anal sex, renovating the boat...a total WTF moment

Maybe he meant canal sex...

I've never done OD but I've been sent unsolicited knob-shots by random strangers on public forums sometimes with a long sob story attached.

Dying with laughter here! Why do we want one of these again???

at the staring down throat, eat me like an ogre bloke! How do you end up with a kink like that? Getting your first erection while watching Shrek perhaps?

I wonder if the cock shot blokes get any dates at all? I mean, do they think it will improve their chance of a date?

"Maybe he meant canal sex..."

Or crossword puzzles; auto-correct isn't always completely accurate.

I online dated for about a year and no one, not once sent me an unsolicited knob shot! This surprised me for I have quite a kind face, I like to think.

Met DH though so not all bad. ;)