This man is a catch isnt he look at his list of requirements!
1- Large gums/teeth, scares me.... honestly, you should either be swimming in the aquarium or be at the dentists
2- BBW, I think this stands for Big Bad Women (lol) I want the contents of my fridge to still be there when I get home from work!
3- Can't drive- LEARN HOW TO I'm not a taxi service at your convenience
4- Facebook addict- social media attention validation, NO THANKS!
5- Crappy photos- you would not believe what I have seen on here, sometimes I get nightmares....what has been seen cannot be unseen
6- live 100 miles away- what happens when it gets serious, you going to move to Leicester:)
7- Children- missed the boat now, not getting tied down at 45, not that type of bloke
8- A taste for Fine Dining- really don't get this, would rather give my money to starving children
9- Soap watchers- I will avoid you like the plague
10- Painted Paulines- what? those women that cannot leave the house without make up, huge turn off
11- Large feet!! makes me nauseous
12- If you have put ' I like shopping' on your profile, really? You spent all that time in creative writing class at school and that's all you can come up with?
13- Short hair, no it doesn't suit you, you wanna be a lesbian now?
14- No hips- I like a slim waist with round hips, big bum, gets me every time.
15- Too beautiful- what? I want a woman that I find beautiful but not everyone finds beautiful
16- Mobile Phone addict- can't stand these people who cannot live without a phone, turned mine off 3 years ago and never turned it on again
17- Frigid Felicities- self explanatory, we're all dead soon, use it before it dries up lol
Not the usual profile eh.... I'm not your average male, likewise I am not looking for an average female.
Not likely to find her on here but who knows?
One more thing, I want to join the 'Cemetery Club' it's a bit like the ' mile high club' but a scarier version, definitely not for the faint hearted!
Care to join me? what do ya mean no, you sure?
Message me if you dare