Weird online dating men arrrgh!

[Zermbo]

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

No-one checking out the occasional odd email addresses that crop up in these?

If his full masculine presence intrigues you enough:

loveblissfully.com/

Dale with the flags. Oh my god.

I knew Dale reminded me of someone.

This is my favourite thread on MN EVER! I've laughed soooo much here!!

Errrrrrr, the blurring didnt blur enough

www.gentlemen4hire.com/MA4376

Tali - stop searching!

He's erm.....

I think he smudged the length first and then blurred it.

Honestly, have actually gotten to the point of referring real life friends to this thread. That escort site is the funniest thing I have seen in absolutely ages.

I will stop now, I just had to bring that one to.... ahem....attention.

£120 an hour you say.....

I was talking to someone earlier. he started to say weird stuff... So I blocked him....
About 5 minutes later, got a message from someone with the username 'lookingfortomuchcake'

Saying, thought we was getting on, why did u block me, that isnt nice!

wtf!!!!!

No way! He set up a new profile to contact you because you blocked him?

What a weirdo and slightly stalkerish.

Yer, I was really freaked by it.

His actual username freaked me more

I bet he wonders why he's single too.

He probably already had two profiles because he gets blocked a lot.....

No, his username said 'lookingfor'myusername'

oh gross!

Not OLD but ..............

In my local there is an auction on a Monday night, household stuff, kids toys, bric a brac, you know the kind of thing, I went tonight on my own as there is the odd bargain, normally I would go with H but he was working.

There is a raffle at the end and I bought 2 strips, he gave me 3, I pointed out that I only wanted 2 and he said "oh dont worry" and gave me the change as if I had bought 2. I didnt win anything and later he came over and said "Did you notice I gave you 3 instead of 2?" Well yes, I pointed it out! "I wanted you to win, I did my best" and winked.

Now I am not bigging myself up here, but I didnt think I looked like the sort of woman who would be swayed by a few free raffle tickets that might win me a box of biscuits! And he made Peter Griffin look like Bradley Cooper!

That website had me in tears. Kevin, 56, offers 'good teeth' and 'very clean hygiene'. Plus a shot of his nadgers in budgie smugglers whilst reclining on a 70s style sunlounger. Wow! Is he really raking in 80 quid an hour?

Absolutely LOVING this thread! Got to be moved into classics....

www.gentlemen4hire.com/MA4376

Jeeze tali, as well as the smudging ... his shoulders look deformed Steroids or what?

Aye Meeka hes definitely taken something to add his body building, as seen by the incredibly skinny waist in another of the pictures.

www.gentlemen4hire.com/LU3031 Just keep coming back to this one! So top gun.... "Playyyyyin'. Playin' with the boys!"

It's definitely hard to believe that Dale and Luka are 'straight male escorts'....