Weird online dating men arrrgh!

[Zermbo]

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

Who said romance was dead?

Thats great! He let you know straight away he is a nob! Saved you weeks of working out all the small signs.

Oh Christ. Block, delete, ignore.

Can you link his profile?

Haha! What is wrong with some people?! I mean the guy, not you Zermbo

Where on earth would you even do that in public??

Yep, at least it's saved you the time and effort that would've led to you eventually finding out that he's a pervy arsehole.

I know, its just bizarre, lucky escape indeed. As if I'm gonna do that down the local high street!

At least you didn't have to pay the babysitter! Next!

I'm sorry love, it's shit! Don't give up!

Wow! Is it legal to do that? I don't think you could do it subtly.

I've had similar. A very nice person asked if he could masterbate down the phone while I listened. No participation necessary. I thought he was joking so I answered when he called. The next time I saw him... He said his phone had been stolen. Hmmm...

As PP said... Next! Better luck next time but be glad he let you know he was a sicko early

WTAF?? I wonder if he asks every potential date to do this and whether anyone actually does it?! Imagine, setting up your phone in the aisle in tesco..

Lucky escape there op!

Lucky escape.
I once dated a freak guy who wanted to stare down my throat during sex. Then tell him I wanted to eat him up and swallow him. (Like an ogre!)
Let's just say I never returned his calls or messages after that.

Omg Lancashire, what is wrong with these men! Yours was funny though!

Cassie. The next time you saw him?!

What did you say to him Zermbo? Or did you just delete and block?

I honestly am at him thinking anyone would do that. No offence Lancashire with the open mouth emoji.

I'm just dithering over whether to start online dating.
This thread isn't helping

I met my husband on match so it is worth it! Happily married for 8 years now.

Some of your stories made me chuckle

handful I was so shocked I just blocked him, wish I'd had said something to him now though!
The logistics don't even work, so I'm meant to be doing some kind of bizarre selfie pose while having a rummage and keeping an eye out for the police!

Zermbo - have you ever wondered if you're just too picky?

handful well it's his own fault for not telling me to do it in Waitrose!

Ooh, posh!

Seriously though, don't give up. There are some decents online.

Just chalk it up to experience and move on. You get idiots like that online

Send him this.

or this

Calliegh, I married him as I just loved the kinkiness!!

No, he was a friend so I saw him out and about quite often. Everyone has a secret...

There are loads of weirdos on online dating sites. I think I met most of them before I met DP! Thank god for the block button. I used to have a separate payg sim to give them the number to until I decided they were sane enough to get my actual number (this was lesson learned after dating a much younger guy who constantly phoned at silly o'clock). Gave DP my real number straight away for some reason. Must have known.