Weird online dating men arrrgh!

[Zermbo]

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

LOL MadeMan

Every time I look at one of these threads I start fzngiggles.it tempted to try OLD just for the shitzngiggles.

I dated one man twice. At the end of the 2nd date, he gave me a card he'd made telling me he was in love with me...

Oh and I'm with Cabrinha on the cock shot thing!

Am I wrong in thinking that it's lazy to send a limp c*ck shot?

"Am I wrong in thinking that it's lazy to send a limp c*ck shot?"

Potential versus glory; a conundrum in the flasher's code of honour.

It's ALL lazy and I'm astounded anyone is flattered by it!

It would be different if the suitor had to send away his film to 'tru-print' with his cheque and worry for the next month that they would develop the photos without arresting him- that would show commitment.

Shoving a digital camera down ones pants is hardly an achievement.

JFR - my comment was tongue in cheek. Although I get your point about sending the film off to Tru Print

Tongue in cheek shots you say?!! Eww

That's two tongue in cheek posts you've made handful; your other post was:

"Oh and he was looking for someone who he could (ahem) clean their dirty bottom with his tongue."

Are you stalking my posts mademan?

It's them, not me

I was once messaged by a 19 yr old (I was 41), I kept telling him 'thanks, but go and find a woman your age'. He then suggested I dominate him for cash - I told him 'thankyouverymuch but I'm not desperate enough to pay for sex'. No. He meant he'd pay ME to dominate him. So my face says 'send me cock shots and I have an hourly rate'.

Oh gosh yes.

One chap was a virgin and wanted to stay that way. To that end he wanted me to lock him up in a chastity belt and dominate him.

One girl confessed her undying love on the first date, told me she was polyamorous then clambered onto my lap and pinned me down for an enormous hickey to "show I was hers". I don't mind the poly bit but the rest is a bit extreme.

handfulofcottonbuds, perhaps we run in different circles, but I know ni woman who has ever requested a picture of a cock. I am not suggesting therefore that none do, just a lot less than "a lot".

You might want to break it to your decent men friends that they were probably online with other men. Aahhh, the internet....

I had a guy who wanted to see a picture of all my shoes. I jokingly asked if he had a foot fetish and he professed that he didn't.

Then he asked if he could come over and wank on my feet

He even offered to buy me new shoes if I let him!

I politely declined.

PSE - maybe it's the location I live

hcb please tell me it's not estuary...

runs screaming

Trills I was intrigued and had to google the hipster riddle

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

Not really hilarious enough to warrant texting it to someone you're trying to impress

Haha, I don't know where Estuary is so I think you're quite safe. Maybe it just gets a bit dull here and women want to amuse themselves.

mudnwellies on pof...see for yourselves all you poffers...enjoy xx

Chilli - it's poor show to name someone on POF...........but I looked ..........even worse than that, he checked me out too.

He's going to wonder why so many women are suddenly interested in him.