Quick! Is there some kind of protocol for staying at new bloke's house when menstruating.

[UterusUterusGhali]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever posted.

I've been dating a guy for a few months. I've stayed at his before. We're going to dinner tonight and I'd like to drink & have more time together so I'd have to stay at his.

Thing is I'm on. Do I just say "I'll stay but I'm not shagging you", or would the proper thing to do be to just drive home?

I'm so shit at dating!!!

As is mine, although it's been a while since I last went in. Maybe it's evolved a little since then? I'm rather intrigued by these mysterious Ann Summers/Poundland hybrids.

Which aisle would you find them in exactly? Is it just bullets and cock rings or is there a whole array of cheap cheap toys and accessories?

Gamerchick - Crime scene sex - makes it sound soooo good!!!!

Uterus- Should warn him of the impending doom anyway -especially if you get very tired or stabby!

Well it's the closest way to describe something if you get rumpy before getting out of bed on a morning and your period has caught you by surprise during the night.

Sticks in your head after that happens.

Cock rings!! Me and dp bought one once to try it out.. It was ok I guess made my bits go a bit numb and he lasted about 4 mins! But anyway.. After our passion filled four minutes we went into a nice sex sleep.. Rudely awoken at 4am by something making a god awful sound in the bedroom I literally nearly shit myself we where both naked in the dark fumbling around like what is that?!'n The cock ring was going off inside its box and it was jumping around under the bed.. We caught the little shit but it wouldn't turn off.. Faulty! DP threw it out the window and we went off to sleep.. Next morning we to out to the car and it's still buzzing around in the street!! Then the neighbours dog gets hold of it.. CRINGE Never again

i Next morning we to out to the car and it's still buzzing around in the street!

Still going the next morning, you say? Hmmm.

Next morning we to out to the car and it's still buzzing around in the street!

Still going the next morning, you say? Hmmm. Interesting.

Well yes.. We threw it out at 4 and went off to work at 6.30 detective inspector.. Jeeze

You misunderstand. I was thinking more about staying power.

That is one powerful cock ring haha.

I saw anal beads in poundland once... it was with the loafers. DH bought them and I have never seen a woman behind the checkout go that red before only made worse when DH winked at her!

I once shagged a bloke I'd been dating (first shag), it was like something out of a sitcom. First (pre-shag) he said that his party trick was sucking his own cock. Yes, really. Turns out he wasn't lying and was, ahem well endowed. The bad news was that he thought that meant that all he had to do was steam train it and he threw a sulk when I told him to stop as it was, frankly, shit (I didn't use those words). I had finished my period the day before but due to his wild rutting when he pulled out there was a bit of blood on the end.

He practically screamed "It's broken!" And was almost in tears.

Reader, I nearly pissed myself.

He was not impressed and it ended there. We barely spoke again and I dropped him off at the train station the next day still sniggering. True story.

Steam train it ?

Sadly, yes. Mindless banging away. I'm sure there's a better term for it but it escapes me at the moment.

What a story, Aradia. I'm astonished you stayed after hearing about his party trick! I hope you have moved on to greener pastures since.

My DH can do that party trick. Quite a turn on

Ballet dancers can do that trick too . That is why I married a dancer. Well one of the reasons....

My husband tried and failed.

In fact, he still occasionally tried, just to see if it's grown.

He's 45, there's only one way it's going...

Tries, not tried

Subtle, croquet.

Doesn't ageing make the ligaments in the penis looser?

There may be hope for him yet Clash!

< faints clean away >

CCRocker DH does it to prove he's still flexible. He turns 30 this year and see's this trick as an achievement!

I would rather my H was concentrating on me, tbh

Which aisle would you find them in exactly? Is it just bullets and cock rings or is there a whole array of cheap toys and accessories

Our Poundland has a hole array of things, some lovely pink vibrators in a purple box, on the top shelf near the soap and stuff. They are a a a a bbbbit vvvicious with the ssssppeeeeeeeed and zzzzzzzuuzzzzzzz a bbbbit ah ah ah ahhhh !!!!

Apparently. So someone told me.

I love watching DH prepare himself

Ruby - Wow your poundland really stocks up! LOL.

It was a durex play one incase you where wondering... ;) i wish I felt like sex... 3 months preg and have serious cock fear :(