Quick! Is there some kind of protocol for staying at new bloke's house when menstruating.

[UterusUterusGhali]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever posted.

I've been dating a guy for a few months. I've stayed at his before. We're going to dinner tonight and I'd like to drink & have more time together so I'd have to stay at his.

Thing is I'm on. Do I just say "I'll stay but I'm not shagging you", or would the proper thing to do be to just drive home?

I'm so shit at dating!!!

to HotSauce. How the devil are you?

Sharkweek that is funny. I call it Red Nose Day and demand a donation

DH used to say 'are you on the string?'

Also my friend told me this one:

'If the sneaky pink is covered by the red, just pot the brown!'

Of course HotSauce, that goes without saying. RP just wouldn't work. A broad Northern accent would be perfect, especially if you're from down South. Extra shock factor for OH and all that.

murphys That's the idea! Maybe there's room for a new business opportunity? A Poundland delivery service for those unfortunate enough not to have one nearby. "Discount Dildo Deliveries" or something to that effect?

noddyholder

Trust us to be on a thread like this Cake. I'm sound as a pound thanks. Had a good night last night. I'll
PM you later, or tomorrow.

@ on the string.

Just caught up with the thread tonight whilst trying to settle snuffly DD2. Bad idea. I spent the entire time trying to laugh quietly and ended up weeing myself (sorry but my pelvic floor isn't what it used to be after DD1 followed quickly by twins!!)

Thanks MN..you awesome lot..I can now officially say I just pissed myself laughing

just saw a dolmio advert. just wrong

I saw one the other day and winced .

I have seen vibrating cock rings next to flavoured lubes etc at Boots. It was strictly while I was selecting my favoured haemorrhoid preparation, you understand.

Am I the only one who read 'flavoured haemorrhoid preparation'? I was