Quick! Is there some kind of protocol for staying at new bloke's house when menstruating.

[UterusUterusGhali]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever posted.

I've been dating a guy for a few months. I've stayed at his before. We're going to dinner tonight and I'd like to drink & have more time together so I'd have to stay at his.

Thing is I'm on. Do I just say "I'll stay but I'm not shagging you", or would the proper thing to do be to just drive home?

I'm so shit at dating!!!

DustBunny!! Oh please let it. The feathery strokers of the world and the whowers.

Loving this thread. Yy Mintyy just hope HQ aren't going to get tweet happy.

I had my first sex orgasm during a period. Something about the naughtiness of it, it was in a clearing in some woods I was 15 my then bf didn't give a hoot about the blood or the orgasm

Oops Maryz not Mintyy!

It's most refreshing to see isn't it, Mary < clutches pearls >

Yy DustBunny!

"The Whower and the War Paint - A collection of frisky menstrual tales" - the new MN bestseller

DH and I are loving this thread. It's a refreshg change (no pun intended) to have threads like this!

I have to ask, how the hell do you burn your clit on a vibrator?! ROFL

Maybe it was like a friction burn? Just guessing of course

penes, dustbunny

Entertaining and educational.

You'd have to be using it quite err... vigorously to get fricion burn

How the hell did you burn your clit on the vibrator????

Either you're doing it wrong, or I am????

Has no-one used this -> Dolmio face?

Love shark week. Round here it's 'riding the cotton pony'.

My problem is I'm mega horny when I'm on my period! I've found every man is different about it. Some men are fine with it, just put a towel down to absorb any blood. I've had one guy take my tampon out with his teeth and one time I woke up at 5 am with horrendous period pain and my lovely partner went down on me to help relieve the pain ( and it so worked..)

It's natural, just be relaxed about it and enjoy ( and hopefully he will too...)

Tell him its gypsy week, he'll get his palm read (red).

Sorry if someone has already said it. I think this is one from Roger's Profanisaurus, my dh is a Viz fan.

Chippy

Tampon removal by teeth...you should have used a mooncup and given him real a challenge Scarlet!

Wrt to the vibrator, it was a wee bullet vibe. I thought I'd have a bit of a "pre-match warm-up" so to speak, and it was low on batteries. So I grabbed one from a poundland multi-pack. Only it was the wrong size, and this thing was going bonkers! Really really buzzy.
I soldiered on, and, well, this thing was getting hotter. And I was getting hotter. And before I knew it I had a smile on my face and a bloody Clit Blister.
The vibe was smouldering. And the motor burned out ffs.

(That's angry. Not a dolmio face.)

"The Whower" would make a brilliant name for a vibrator!
Trademark that, AF.

It could be a mumsnet brand one! Blue & white in a gift bag with a Sex Towel and possibly a Cleaning Beaker.

"Grabbed one from a Poundland multipack", I got all excited then; re multipacks of sex toys then I realised you were on about batteries.

I was once told on MN that Poundland did cock rings. I went in looking for one, I even asked the girl in there, but they didn't have any

Looks like you had the knock off version of The Whower OP - the Owwer!

(I know I should apologise for how bloody awful that was but I'm standing by it)

Hahaha, Cabinet!

Yes, poundland do sell cock rings!

Don't poundland sell Vibrating Bullets too? I saw bought one once. You could tell it was from poundland!

Well, my Poudland is sorely lacking, if you'll pardon the pun.