Quick! Is there some kind of protocol for staying at new bloke's house when menstruating.

[UterusUterusGhali]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever posted.

I've been dating a guy for a few months. I've stayed at his before. We're going to dinner tonight and I'd like to drink & have more time together so I'd have to stay at his.

Thing is I'm on. Do I just say "I'll stay but I'm not shagging you", or would the proper thing to do be to just drive home?

I'm so shit at dating!!!

Oh dear another one of those threads that I started reading at work and caused concern because they thought I was crying about my work load.

/emo/te/1.gif

Ah, so the sink is merely a handy place to hold with direct access to the whower, not a receptacle. It could equally be the windowsill, the towel rail (not turned on, I hope), the vanity unit, the edge of the bath

That makes more logistical sense

*shower

Ah, then really you just bend over anywhere in the bathroom :)

I've avoided periods for 4 years so I luckily don't have to hold off sex and we could always induldge in another type of blood play during a special week of the month

I bloody love mumsnet

Ha! Spectacular choice of words FTS

I'm actually looking forward to my period now, so many phrases and bathroom antics to try!

Wading through the Red Sea.

That's a popular one.

You could ask him to build you a menstruation hut in his garden.

I sent my now dh a text when we were a few months into seeing each other. I asked how he felt about sex during that time of the month, he replied he'd rather not so I said great dry humping it is! It's no big deal don't let it spoil a date :)

Another type of blood play ?

AF, BDSM [grin!]

Another type of blood play???? [Shock]

Emoticon fail!!!

Hey, OP, how did it go?

With so many excellent choices of how to phrase it I'm hoping you're going to return with a suitably awkward story?

My mother delusions of grandeur used to refer to it as her 'ladies time'. I can just picture her saying 'not tonight dear, it's my ladies time'.

I am a wuss and during the meal I would get up to go the to the loo, clearing taking a tampax with me.

clearly clearly fgs

Pleeeese don't let this thread die!! I'm snorting here!

Oh right, MM. < faints clean away >

My jaw hurts.

Hahaaaaaaaaa. I was just going to see we needed OP to come back

Awww. Was it a big banana?

Dolmio, people?! REALLY?!

So after dinner he mentioned that his postman would get to see us having sex again and I took his hand, looked him in the eye and said sincerely "it's shark week".
"It's shark week" he deadpanned back.
"There'll be no sex".
"Oh. Ok"

So that was that.
I didn't ask if he wanted to do it, as I didn't really, but I'm usually up for it.

My last FB loved to surf the crimson tide, and once drew war-paint type stripes on his face with my menses. I liked him.

I have a sore clitoris too after lots of that business, plus I burned it on my vibrator yesterday.

MENSTRUAL WAR PAINT?!?!?!

You burnt your clitoris on a vibrator?? Did you pick up and black and decker by mistake??

He sounds fun (the FB!!) BURNT IT ON YOUR VIBRATOR??!!

"My last FB loved to surf the crimson tide, and once drew war-paint type stripes on his face with my menses. I liked him. "

Yet you didnt know how to tell current guy you had your period?

Ah, so the sink is merely a handy place to hold with direct access to the whower

I'm almost disappointed AF corrected in her next post. I thought 'whower' (wow-er) might catch on as MN slang for (effectively used) penises (penii?).