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Occasionally bothered by husbands numerous sexual partners

236 replies

pigletandme · 15/08/2006 21:15

Dh and i have been together about 6 years and soon after we were together he admitted to me that when he was alot younger (18/19) he slept with about 15 (he can't remember exactly) girls when he was at college - all his friends did the same and it was all "meaningless" He was mid 30's when we met and since the age of 19 only had 3 girlfriends and no other casual flings. He regrettted his behaviour at college and got checked for std's soon after he left as he was worried incase he could have passed on anything to a future girlfriend although he said he always used protection. Sometimes what he did bothers me (although i have certain things in the past which i would never do again)but i try to tell myself it was all such a long time ago and his "relationship history" since the age of 19 has been quite tame. I suppose i should put it out of my mind once and for all?

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expatinscotland · 17/08/2006 15:20

Tamba, NO I CAN'T!

WHAT?!!! Half a knob!

Don't leave us hanging [no pun intended]! Spill!

FioFio · 17/08/2006 15:20

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HappyDaddy · 17/08/2006 15:21

expat, actually DW and I often discuss our pasts. She cracks me up with her descriptions of useless sessions with self styled "Kings".

expatinscotland · 17/08/2006 15:23

It's always the dark horses that are the real studs, HD!

HappyDaddy · 17/08/2006 15:24

Luckily, DW says that. "Where were you hiding all the time I was frustrated?". Makes me feel good, even if it is a lie! PMSL

TambaTheAnnoyingPurpleDragon · 17/08/2006 15:25

Was at a party and was rather drunk, as was he and we went off to bed and I was messing with his flies. Then discovered the tiniest thing I had ever felt and thought oh well it will get bigger when its hard... so fiddled with it a bit and was getting nowhere so I asked him if he was going to be up to it at any point... He says "WTF I am ready" so being insensitive and pissed I jump out of bed and flick the light on to get a better look - and it was half a penis!! I just stared at it and he says "Oh, I had this accident when I was younger..." On a petrol powered lawnmower apperntly

Had to have a closer look so lent forward to look at it closely, he thought he was going to get a bj and was all enthusiastic but I got the giggles and ran from the room going "OMG ive just seen half a cock"

I got dumped

(Hiya Darren!)

Seriously though, he coulda got paid good money to show that at a circus.

was / shaped at the top. Bizarre.

HappyDaddy · 17/08/2006 15:26

I'm sure that did wonders for his self esteem.

TambaTheAnnoyingPurpleDragon · 17/08/2006 15:27

I think I did him a favour- after that everyone was dying to cop a feel

HappyDaddy · 17/08/2006 15:28

Like a circus freak? Nice.

expatinscotland · 17/08/2006 15:28

So, was it half lengthwise or widthwise, then?

That is AWFUL, Tamba!

I count myself lucky, I've only had one really, really tiny tadger in my times.

Lots of average.

And, well, let's just say DH is a hunka Scotsman .

Panboy · 17/08/2006 15:32

Hmmm.... mutilation of a sexual organ.....a male and female curse, then.....with HD on this..offski.

TambaTheAnnoyingPurpleDragon · 17/08/2006 15:34

Length wise but slanted too.

He did ok for himself, shagged my mate not long after and hes a dad now so it must have still worked alright.

Angsthase · 17/08/2006 15:34

Yeh, it's crap having to ask "Is it in yet"?

Glad to say only had one of those myself. Unfortunately my first, so didn't bother for ages after him as I thought "if that's all, then it's not worth the hassle".

Spent many years playing catch-up afer though

TambaTheAnnoyingPurpleDragon · 17/08/2006 15:36

I think I must have got your share of little willies

Fortunatly I now get to play with a very big one that more than makes up for it

Angsthase · 17/08/2006 16:01

Had only one with a "tiny" one, but there were a few smallish ones on the way to my DH, who can definately hold his head high

HappyDaddy · 17/08/2006 16:10

Both heads?

Angsthase · 17/08/2006 16:33

Absolutely - no problems with either of them

Unless of course I tell him to keep it down...there

VeniVidiVickiQV · 17/08/2006 16:55

Tamba You horror! How awful....

Only been on the receiving end of a small one once (well, i say once ykwim)...such a shame....he was THE most good looking of ALL the guys. His good looks just didnt make up for it.

expatinscotland · 17/08/2006 23:44

You are not alone, VVV.

I happened to a friend of mine.

She didn't even hang around for hte mercy fuck. She made some excuse for needing to use his bathroon and made her escape.

TambaIsInTheClique · 17/08/2006 23:46

Did she go out the bathroom window?

VVV - I was 15 and drunk. Under the circumstances I was nice

VeniVidiVickiQV · 17/08/2006 23:47

LOL! Tis true that some of the best experiences are with the not so attractive sorts. (That are well proportioned).

Gravelly voice helps a bit too

expatinscotland · 17/08/2006 23:49

Yes, Tamba, she went out the window.

And she nearly fell out of it b/c he was already there at the door saying, 'Are you allright in there?'

No, she wasn't. Cuz she was running down the pavement w/her mobile out ringing me to come collect her.

TambaIsInTheClique · 17/08/2006 23:50

Went out with a lad once and he started getting an itchy knob. So being pathetic he told his mom who made him whip down his pants. She then declared I had given her precious son a disease and took him to the doctors. He had an oozing something or other but it wasnt an STD His mother banned me from the house though for being a dirty little whore. Truth was, they were posh and I wasnt = not good enough.

expatinscotland · 17/08/2006 23:50

Big dick that can go for ages helps, too.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 17/08/2006 23:51

ick at oozing nob!